r/angrycatpics • u/Pale_Carrot_6988 • Apr 21 '24
We’ve had a heated discussion regarding a stolen chicken breast. She claimed innocence and did make some strong arguments.
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u/Maubekistan Apr 21 '24 edited Apr 22 '24
She was OBVIOUSLY framed. I will represent her free of charge. My client demands a public apology (NYT above the fold, at least half a page, and you must use her most flattering picture), a Chinese food carton of butter shrimp all to herself (cut the tails off this time, you heathen!), and the largest box you can find (a king-sized mattress box would be acceptable). Until these demands are met, we cannot even consider meeting to discuss next steps in the restitution process.
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u/Autismsaurus Apr 22 '24
Refrigerator box also acceptable, but that requires a second box of shrimp!
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u/Sue323464 Apr 24 '24
Love your sense of humor!! If I was jury member I’d have reasonable doubt especially if there is a dog around to frame. SODI: Some Other Dog Did It!
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u/Plastic-Scientist739 Apr 21 '24
You know they are small tigers. So, king of the jungle rules apply.
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u/Spiff426 Apr 21 '24
It was clearly the neighbors dog! Case closed! Now, to reward her for the fine detective work, might I suggest a chicken breast?
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u/RepoManSugarSkull Apr 21 '24
Innocent until proven guilty…
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u/EmperorHenry Apr 21 '24
Cats are never guilty
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u/RepoManSugarSkull Apr 21 '24
You don’t lie. LOL
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u/EmperorHenry Apr 21 '24
Cats are never guilty. Even when 100% of the evidence points to a cat being guilty, you're an ist and a phobe for saying so.
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u/instafunkpunk Apr 21 '24
Witnesses confirm her breath smelled like chicken....doesn't look good for the defense
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u/overworkedpnw Apr 22 '24
She’s clearly innocent and has never done anything wrong in her entire life.
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u/ErinDavy Apr 22 '24
It's obvious in the first pic that she's making some very valid points to her argument, I'm inclined to believe her innocence. Especially with how vehemently she appears to be denying it in the second pic! #FreeKitty
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u/Feisty_Reason_6870 Apr 21 '24
Currently hiring r/CatLawyer please refer to representative for future questions. I am taking the fifth.
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u/HunnyBear66 Apr 21 '24
She is obviously innocent. Don't blame her for losing a piece of chicken! Innocent. INNOCENT!!!
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u/androidguy50 Apr 22 '24
"You want answers? I think I'm entitled to. You want answers? I WANT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" 🤣
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Apr 22 '24
‘I didn’t fluffing steal the chimkin’-Cat
‘I think purrhaps, maybe, you did steal the chimkin, ma’am’ - Hooman
‘Yowl just trying to frame me, hooman. In addition, if any chimkin was stolen, it belonged to me anyways, exmewssss me.’-Cat
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u/WholeAd2742 Apr 23 '24
Technically, it's her house anyway, so can't claim stolen when it should have been hers to start ;P
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u/BatMeep22 Apr 24 '24
the lil tongue sticking out is all the proof of innocence I need. free my girl 🥳🥳♥️♥️
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u/bitchwhiskers4eva Apr 24 '24
She’d like to lodge a complaint about picture #1, which is rather unflattering. Might consider dropping the chicken charges
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u/stormyskatemeow Apr 30 '24
She is innocent and charges must be dropped with extreme prejudice immediately.😹
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u/SLee41216 Apr 21 '24
It looks like things got a little heated in that second pic.