r/animalsdoingstuff 27d ago

Funny Octopus retaliation

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u/LE_Literature 27d ago edited 26d ago

Fighting an octopus has got to be harrowing but this dude fucking deserves it, I mean really, why you jabbing one of nature's smartest animals with a stick?

Edit: people keep responding that this guy is hunting as if my question wasn't a rhetorical question that's really a statement of "don't just jab at octopodes with a sharp stick"

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u/benamitai 27d ago

The guy with the camera was like yeah bitch im not helping u i hope he kills u

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u/B4Nd1d0s 27d ago

Nah, camera guy is more like a person who need to film first for tiktok and then help

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u/Iamthewalnutcoocooc 27d ago

Camera Man waits til death and then goes on one of the ask reddits... um yeah we were swimming and a octopus strangled him for 43 minutes kind of came out of nowhere, after i got the files downloaded and gave it a good polish in editing I went back to my mate who still isn't breathing. What do I do now ?

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u/AbsarN 27d ago

AITA??

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u/WeatheredCryptKeeper 27d ago

Would you believe i got in trouble by my stepdad and the family at 12 years old when my 9 year old cousin and I got sucked into the ocean rip tide and needed saving by the lifeguard. I was helping her, so was on the verge of drowning. When I saw the lifeguard was close, I booked it to the shore. I did almost drown. And I got in so much trouble for not staying behind to wait till the lifeguard reached her. I quite literally got in trouble for not drowning. It became an AITA family edition that night at dinner. I got the silent treatment the rest of the trip.

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u/ShitSlits86 24d ago

It's always family that shit on you for doing things they'd never display the empathy to do themselves.

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u/WeatheredCryptKeeper 24d ago

Facts, there was 6 adults there at the least and not a single one even got their ankles wet when they saw what was happening. I was the step kid from another marriage and they all hated me. My mom included. They were angry I survived lol. They saw an easy way out but dang, there I go surviving again. 😂