r/animalsdoingstuff • u/AlexChicago69 • 23d ago

Funny The best guard dog is him.

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u/pinkypipe420 22d ago

Then I guess they wouldn't have a dog?

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 22d ago

I was referring to the delivery driver

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u/rstar345 22d ago

Sounds like a him problem then

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago edited 22d ago

Sounds like a shitty owner problem.

I never blame dogs, they are pure souls. They don't make the decisions in life that people impose on them. I did not realize how many people actually do not deserve dogs.

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u/rstar345 22d ago

Yeah that dog looks vicious tbf don’t know how the delivery driver survived ….

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago

The dog's own safety and well being are not a concern, I get it.

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u/Curedbqcon 22d ago

The dog is fine and obviously well trained.

You need to seek help

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago

Speak for yourself. You're the one enraged. Worry about your dog, not a reddit comment lol

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u/rstar345 22d ago

Yeah dog looks on so much danger there glad it survived such a perilous situation…

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago

It's ok, shitty owners just don't want to think about their loyal companion's safety and health. Too much responsibility

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u/rstar345 22d ago

Oh look another Redditor making up their own story from a simple video!

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago

Where is the story? Contradicting yourself there.

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u/EmmaGoldman666 22d ago

You've inspired me. I'm going to imagine something to be angry about, too! Thanks!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 19d ago

It's easy! And if you lack creativity, just turn on Fox "news"!

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u/Curedbqcon 22d ago

What in the actual fuck are you blabbering about?

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u/emil836k 22d ago

Couldn’t you say the same for people walking their dog?

Despicable people exposing their dog to the terrible fresh air and green grass of the world

Can’t walk 100 meters without stumbling on a dog kicker nowadays

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago

Do you know what a leash is?

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u/emil836k 22d ago

Ah yes, leash, revolutionary anti dog-violence technology

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u/MobileCattleStable 22d ago

Is that how it's seen to you? Not as a safety tool for your loyal companion while on a walk? Good owners always make sure their dog is by their side