r/animalsdoingstuff • u/cdbmeme • 17d ago

Funny Black bears can jump

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u/LiveSir2395 17d ago

People can be so naive.

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u/AggravatingFig8947 16d ago

There’s an alarming portion of the population who believe that they could win in hand-to-hand combat with a bear. Idiots.

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u/RS_Someone 16d ago

I could definitely fight a bear. Never said I'd win.

Reminds me of an old joke. If it's black, yell and it'll run away. If it's brown, play dead and hope it goes away. If it's a grisly, punch it square in the nose; it won't save you, but at least you'll do something cool before you die.