r/antimeme • u/Steckie2 • 23d ago

OC 🎨 Born this way, baby!

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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 23d ago

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Brilliant-Network-28 23d ago

Their pp drops off if it gets too warm 😔

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u/Steckie2 23d ago

But mine seems to disappear when it gets cold, so I think I'm not a sea turtle.

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u/Brilliant-Network-28 23d ago

Apt conclusion. You should publish a research paper on this in Medrxiv.

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u/Steckie2 23d ago

Good idea, I'll credit you as "Et al." of course.

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u/TimSoarer2 23d ago

Your pp gets stolen in cold weather by the sea turtle thieves.

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u/Zd_27 23d ago

It's so cold I became a bottom

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u/YourLocalMaggots 23d ago

Female crocodiles

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u/Steckie2 23d ago

Didn't know about crocodiles and had to look it up. Funny how it's the other way around for them.

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u/Salt_Blackberry_1903 break the rules and the mods will break your bones 23d ago

That one Wild Kratts episode was peak TV

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u/bUl1sH1T 23d ago

one of my favorite episodes fr

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u/OneMusty 23d ago

28C is warm

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u/hstheay 23d ago

Unless you’re talking about body temperature. Then you die.

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u/Justiceslayer5 23d ago

It says <28

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u/jerrymatcat 23d ago

Sea turtles have what

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u/Justiceslayer5 23d ago

Also leopard gekos, but the opposite

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u/Mrs_Hersheys 23d ago

holy shit climate change is going to kill these mfs 😨😨😨

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u/ihatepeopleandyoutoo 22d ago

This sub confuses me

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u/SpaceTraveller64 23d ago

Didn’t turtles were chill like that

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u/HappyAd6201 22d ago

Damn, all male turtles are bottom

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Mr_White_Migal0don 23d ago

Male sea turtles need cool temperatures to be born, while female need warmer temperatures

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u/ProfessionalGarfield 23d ago

Should have been nobody is born cool except of course ectotherms

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u/Material_Tie1308 Anti Humour is ♥️ 23d ago

It took me a minute