r/antiwork 27d ago

Real World Crisis 🌎 IRS Chief Vows Revenge After Being Ousted by Elon Musk’s DOGE “I’m just trying to do my goddamn job. They have no idea who they picked a f—king fight with.”

https://newrepublic.com/post/192478/irs-chief-revenge-fired-doge
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u/WatchingTrains 27d ago

Why would someone with a history of dodging taxes dismantle the IRS? Maybe we’ll never know. Really makes you think tho. 🤔

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u/Interesting_Sky_7847 27d ago

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u/Alternative_Win_6629 27d ago

Looks like Golum. Scary.
Thank you.

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u/Link1227 27d ago

"MY TESLIOUS"

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u/Luo_Yi 26d ago

The before and after photos could be used to promote his acceptance of gender affirming surgical procedures.

Oh wait.

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u/Bobo_the_nurrin 27d ago

Does anyone know who created the original drawing?

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u/TheGaleStorm 26d ago

The mirror.

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u/Worksnotenuff 26d ago

Police sketch artist

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u/the_art_of_the_taco 26d ago

Rob Israel, according to a search

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u/sugar_addict002 27d ago

IfMusk ever gets his multi-billion pay package, he will owe a lot of taxes. So dismantling the IRS will be extremely profitable to him.

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u/kytheon 26d ago

Who got between him and his 56 billion$ paycheck? Those are all next.

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u/KellyBelly916 27d ago

The IRS has to be just strong enough to tax the peasants but not strong enough to go after the wealthy.

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u/kytheon 26d ago

That's already how it is.

Which is bizarre cause nailing one billionaire gets you more taxes than a village of peasants.

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u/Decent-Photograph391 27d ago

Why would someone with so much money not want to go enjoy life to the fullest, but instead get themselves to be hated by so many people?

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u/caskieadam 27d ago

Because power hits different than money.

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u/AaronfromKY 27d ago

"Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me." -George Orwell, 1984

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u/Mean-Effective7416 27d ago

George was a real one. This book changed my entire worldview at 16.

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u/rollertrashpanda 27d ago

I used to think we were headed for 1984, but I feel we’re more in Brave New World territory. In 1984, no one exactly chose it. In Brave New World, we welcomed it, like how we are willing to pay a lot of money to carry tracking devices in our pockets because the tracking device is also entertaining, or we’re willing to slog through capitalism because we can get ripped on the weekend, etc.

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u/WildBad7298 27d ago

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions."

--Neil Postman

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u/Mean-Effective7416 27d ago

I’ve always taken issue with compare the dystopias of brave new world and 1984, and especially with those who choose to bristle at and fear the Huxlean world more than the Orwellian. It shows a clear misunderstanding of fascism as an ideology, and how material forces, and state powers, actually act on people in societies. I guess it comes down to 1984 being more of a historical fiction of a society that hasn’t happened yet and it’s dominants political machine, while bravery new world is properly science fiction. I’m not saying that we don’t have issues with the little black sadness rectangles we keep in our pockets, just that the more pressing matter is the current operating governments that tie people to the rat chamber on a regular basis.

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u/Jaedos 27d ago

I need to finally sit down and read both

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u/rebb_hosar 26d ago

I read 1984 as a young teen, it was my favorite book. Decades later, around 2012 I read it again and then read Brave New World for the first time.

No book has made me cry after reading it, save that one. The crushing realization, even in 2012 that it was where we were heading really broke me. Imagine, even then I had no idea.

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u/disappear4wks 26d ago

Both are reductive of We, which was written by one of the activists in the same circle as Mayakovsky during the Russian Futurist era that preempted the Bolshevik Revolution. Elon's companies, aesthetic, and even his dating history has strong parallels to one of the main characters.

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u/rollertrashpanda 27d ago

Well, yeah, I didn’t mean it so absolutist. Idk, I see us at a tipping point between the two. In BNW, trying to express a true self in connection with nature was at least a possibility. Now, it gets you marked in Elon’s database for a rat cage. I think we weren’t ready for the face cages, so many and so fast. A lot of us sit at a scary choice to repress aspects of our true, happy selves we’ve expressed publicly to continue, or whether to embrace masking and a split self again, like conceding to a personality disorder, to survive while knowing it will still destroy us, trapped at the bottom rung of Maslow’s hierarchy. (Idk that’s just my kinda bummer opinion that still hopes if enough of us can stay the course in being our authentic selves instead of going back into hiding, we can overcome this, pls don’t come at me lol)

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u/daniiboy1 26d ago

For me, it feels like an ungodly combo of a whole bunch of dystopian fiction: 1984, Brave New World, The Handmaid's Tale, Idiocracy, etc. :x

Welcome to the grab bag sequel of dystopian horror that is our world! Hold onto your seats 'cause we're speedrunning it! :D

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u/xtremis 27d ago

Absolutely! So many things resonate with today's society.

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u/Gogs85 27d ago

The book was written 75 years ago yet if I read this without context I would think that someone is commenting on current times.

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u/JustARandomGuy_71 26d ago

That is how you recognize a work of art.

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u/rollertrashpanda 27d ago

Hence the GOP’s pleasure in sadistic chaos and obsession with “winning” (where’s my prize???)

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u/Megalo85 27d ago

Even when it’s unrecognized false power? He’s just chasing the dragon. It’s not gonna hit as good.

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u/xFloydx5242x 27d ago

For an egomaniac like Musk, it is the exact same. Better, maybe, because he can say his hard work got him where he is.

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u/ghanima 27d ago

Plus, he doesn't have to do any of the present work of being a decent human being

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u/thesauceisoptional 27d ago

So much work to show up with money, take all the credit, fire the original founders, then completely neglect the role to put every digit in every American orifice they can discover, trying to get that next "shiny thing" bump. Super hard to walk directly through doors your Emerald Mine money opens for you. /S

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u/ClarifiedInsanity 27d ago

He literally walked into a position of immense governmental influence entirely unelected and without any form of checks or balances. Who knows where that position and his overwhelming influence over the current president of the US leaves him in 4 years.

Calling it false power is one way to look at it.

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u/GumpTheChump 27d ago

Yeah this tweet has never been more accurate. It’s real power because no one is stopping him.

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u/WombatJerry 27d ago

Let’s just hope it’s fleeting power

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u/antigop2020 27d ago

It leads to prison. The only place for him at this point.

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u/Dire88 27d ago

Lol.

Justice may be blind, but she's still a whore that's easily bought.

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u/ahitright Anarcho-Syndicalist 27d ago

Justice may be blind, but she's still a whore that's easily bought.

Authoritarians love this trick.

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u/bugabooandtwo 27d ago

At this point, he needs power to keep that ill-gotten money.

His companies have been on the verge of complete collapse for a while now. This is his only way to stop the house of cards from collapsing.

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u/jaboyles 27d ago

He is the dragon. Just look at how much wealth he's hoarded.

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u/tinybadger47 27d ago

I think we all need to stop believing that he’s so rich. I think he has income problems and that’s why he’s so hellbent on making sure no one can audit him, investigate him, or anything else.

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u/D-Laz 27d ago

Well his companies only exist because of government subsidies (probably) so where better to be than controlling the government that pays his welfare?

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u/travistravis 27d ago

I suspect its less having the money and more that there's something big that happened and is under an NDA, or something that could happen. One of the primary things he's done is shut down any investigations into his companies.

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 27d ago

Louder, for the back!

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u/Lets_Eat_Superglue 27d ago

All his money comes from borrowing against Tesla stock that is insanely overvalued. He couldn't actually cash out any significant amount of it or it would tank the company. He has massive loans because he fucked up and got forced to buy Twitter which is now next to worthless. Harris puts taxing unrealized capital gains in her platform and next thing you know Elmo is jumping up and down like a clown at Trump rallies and Twitter turns into a full on propaganda machine.

That's the guy we're letting rampage through our federal government right now.

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u/caskieadam 27d ago

You’re not wrong.

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u/singerbeerguy 27d ago

He has fired thousands and thousands of federal workers without any reason or due process. Seems like actual power to me.

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u/aeschenkarnos 27d ago

And without any legal power to do so but they went along with it anyway. People Musk's computer club boys said "yOu'Re fiReD" to, stopped showing up to work. Why? That's one of the big mysteries around this thing, the fucking servile deference these assholes were shown.

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 27d ago

Why? four words:

Reinstatement, with back pay.

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u/Busy-Cream 27d ago

How is it unrecognized false power? If power is the ability to do a thing as you will, he certainly seems to have that…

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u/520throwaway 27d ago

No, he only seems to have that because the usual response to such bullshit works much slower than the bullshit itself.

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u/riding_bones 27d ago

yes. There was an interview and Elon said he was not more powerful than Putin, because he didnt lead armies or something like that.

Its power for the sake of power.

It is like a kid on a china store that finds the attention amusing from breaking everything, knowing he is untouchable.

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u/dangerrnoodle 27d ago

You got it. After a certain point, more money doesn’t provide the hit it once did. Power is the next level up. Like moving from prescription meds abuse to hard drugs.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 27d ago

I think there is a third level... envy. The money, the power, the women... it's all to make other wealthy people envious. They want to be included by the true elite, but they dont have the personalities or the social skills to mingle with the old school upper class. Like when Trump wanted to be accepted by NFL owners but was rejected, so he helped start another league to compete with the NFL... and he got destroyed... again.

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u/rustyxj 27d ago

When you can buy anything you want, you only go after what you can't buy.

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u/eastbayted 27d ago

It's like ketamine.

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u/lemming2012 27d ago

200mg of ketamine is so much stronger than 200mg of dollars.

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u/Bkgrouch 27d ago

First you get the money, then you get the power, and after you get the power, then you get the women.

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u/Ok_Reach_2734 27d ago

Then you get the sugar

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u/evasandor 27d ago

I think you've said something really deep here. Wouldn't it be just... something to see... if the world's richest man burned through all his money trying to feel like the world's most powerful?

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u/SlobsyourUncle 27d ago

He's a ketamine junkie narcissist who thinks life is just a simulation. He's the richest man in the world and he wants to play games. He's a threat to humanity and needs to be in jail.

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u/Twobrokelegs 27d ago

Didn't he have a botched dick augmentation surgery?

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u/SlobsyourUncle 27d ago edited 27d ago

Yeah. They placed it on his face.

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u/IcedChaiLatte_16 27d ago

OMG I JUST UGLY LAUGHED

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u/Just2LetYouKnow 27d ago

I just want you to know that's the one that's get me through the day.

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u/John-the-cool-guy 27d ago

Yes. Elmo got a botched dick surgery. This needs to be said so many times that he feels compelled to show his dick in public and then be shamed.

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u/yehghurl 27d ago

I keep hearing about it lately. It must be true.

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u/EyeJustSaidThat 26d ago

Lots of people are saying it.

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u/bsa554 27d ago

Yup! Don't think it's a coincidence that soon after he became...this.

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u/SwineHerald 27d ago

He just wants to recapture his childhood. You know, benefiting from brutal racial segregation and the exploitation of a permanent underclass.

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u/Mispelled-This SocDem 🇺🇸 27d ago

He truly believes that being born a billionaire makes him smarter than literally everyone else on the planet, and that he’s doing us all a favor but we’re too stupid to recognize it.

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u/pineapple_stickers 27d ago

I used to watch those sorts of horror movies where people go about defeating the monsters only to snap out of it and realise they actually just murdered all their friends. And i'd wonder how someone could be that detached from reality they genuinely couldn't see THEY were the one being the monster

I guess when you see it playing out in real life, you finally realise people can absolutely be that deluded

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 27d ago

It's quite a few things I guess, humans are not rational creatures by nature you kinda have to smash it into them at a young age.

The rich these days, and in many periods throughout history, really don't interact with the world the same way as everyone else, and whilst a lot of us have to think and work hard just to afford and feed ourselves, they just don't understand the issue. If they want something, they can generally just get it easily, their only sacrifice is potentially time, which they have in abundance compared to everyone else. Take elon for example bitching that people don't wanna effectively live in the office at work, for him that's easy to put in 70 hours of work a week (not that I think what he does is actually taxing but it's not the point) the average person would have to do that 70 hours, plus potentially another 20+ hours of cleaning, maintenance, cooking, childcare, driving, etc etc. Musk does none of that, he has people to do that for him, plus, he can take a break whenever he feels like it without the fear of losing everything. I'm pretty sure that the only reason he wants to be at work is that's the only time anyone will actually hang out with him and he's not crushingly lonely...

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u/RoyBeer 27d ago

Sorry for Offtopic, but - I don't know any movies like that and the concept sounds cool ... Share a good one? Also this sounds like a good concept for a VR horror game lol

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u/pineapple_stickers 27d ago

Obvs SPOILERS incoming

For games, the Dead Space release for wii had an entire opening prologue that sees you fighting against necromorphs and insane crew, only to reveal at the end your player character was actually the one who snapped and killed everyone else.

Also i don't know if i'd say it's stellar, but Shrooms from 2007 has a final act that very much goes down this route.

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u/crythene 27d ago

Because there is a black hole where is heart should be.

It’s actually very sad, in a way. He doesn’t have real friends, he doesn’t feel real affection for his family, the only way he can gain anything resembling true happiness is by collecting life milestones that are wholly empty without people you care about to enjoy them with. 

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u/mesohungry 27d ago

Spot on. I work with billionaires. Very few of them have any real friends, and their families are miserable. 

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

This is why taxing billionaires out of existence is not only good for society, it's good for the billionaires.

Just as a drug addict doesn't understand that drastically reducing their drug intake is actually good for them, billionaires will never accept that taxing them back into mere millionaires will bring about massive positive changes to both their lives and ours.

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u/ParmesanNonGrata 27d ago

This sounds like an interesting AMA, if you're ever in the market to fill a lonely afternoon.

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u/hallucinex81 27d ago

This applies to both Musk and Trump.

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u/ShittingOutPosts 27d ago

It’s a mental illness.

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u/narkybark 27d ago

You can tell by the way he acts that he wants to be adored *so badly*, yet he has no social skills to speak of, so he gets attention any way he can.

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u/ComputerStrong9244 27d ago

Him and Trump would be out of a Greek fucking tragedy if they weren't.... them.

They're so desperate for the cool kids to like them, and they're some of the most unlikeable people who have ever lived. The only people who like them (without being paid) are schmucks and booger-eaters and it eats them up inside.

Which again, would be sad if it was anyone else. I hope they both wake up more miserable every day.

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u/Negative_Credit9590 26d ago

Some people do like Trump though (for whatever reason), but absolutely no one likes Elon. MAGAs only like him because Trump likes him and everyone else hates him. It really is kind of tragic that he wanted to be liked so badly and he could never have that.

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u/OCKingsFan 27d ago

I would NEVER become a billionaire. Once I hit like $50 million I would cash out and live quietly on a beautiful island somewhere with golf courses. Who needs all that stress?

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u/VexillaVexme 27d ago

I’m pretty sure my “fuck off money” amount is just over $10M. Just enough to sustain my current life reliably and comfortably while doing whatever real work I felt like doing.

Anything more than that would go to giving other people a better life.

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u/pineapple_stickers 27d ago

Hell, i'd go for $100k. Just need enough to set up a decent van and then support myself for a bit while i work out a better path for my life

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u/RoyBeer 27d ago

100k in actual money free for spending - I legit would not know what to do with. That's currently three times the money I have in total without bills paid in one year lol

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u/SnakeOfLimitedWisdom 27d ago

With $1M, I could live the next 50 years on that money and still be better off than I am now.

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u/Capt_Gingerbeard 27d ago

If I became a billionaire I would go from town to town renovating public schools, funding libraries and food banks and hospitals... it's how I was raised. Feed the hungry, heal the sick, clothe the naked.

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u/Someoneoldbutnew 27d ago

because you can't buy love

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u/oneevilduckie 27d ago

Yes, but you can rent it

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u/Loose-Candidate9749 27d ago

I think because they realize that they have everything they could ever want/money to buy everything they could ever want but they’re still unhappy and pathetic, and ~shockingly~, money didn’t fundamentally change the way they see themselves. For most of us, the pursuit of more money is something that, for better or for worse, keeps us moving. More money can help ease the burdens of everyday life expenses, more money can allow for more free time to rest and do the things we actually want to be doing, etc. But what about when you have more money than you could ever possibly conceptualize and you still feel shitty?

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u/Noldir81 26d ago

You do ungodly amounts on Ketamine, of course.

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u/Saifaa 27d ago

This is what enjoying life looks like to him.

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u/Fantastic_Key_8906 Godless socialist 27d ago

It could be simple self-fullfilment, like most narcissists do. He has already accomplished having all the money, being famous like a rock-star, making the babies. Whats left? Destroying the mightiest power on the planet? Now thats something!

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u/kurotech 27d ago

He gets off on torturing the poors he grew up in apartheid South Africa using people as no less than cattle so he never got the chance to learn empathy

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u/NiBBa_Chan 27d ago

Literally mental illness.

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u/Guilty_Camel_3775 27d ago

He thinks he is the richest and most important person on the planet.That his money can buy him into anywhere he desires and especially into the greatest country the United States and its White House. He has lost 100 billion dollars so far because of it and has no issues with the losses because he wants more govt contracts and fame.  He just squandered all of Bill Gates net Worth. Idk who did his IQ test but so far he is a bullshit con that got lucky on investments. Both him and Donald are dumbasses.

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u/-Codiak- 27d ago

Because he believe he's "saving the world'

Or....he's actively attempting to destroy the world so the world ends when he is on the top of leaderboard.

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u/ElectricalRush1878 27d ago

'Attention' is his drug of choice, but occasionally he'll sub 'power' or 'more money'.

With this, he gets do a Tri-ball of all 3.

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u/beersofglory 27d ago

I think the only thing rich people can get out of life other than doing whatever they want is power. Unfortunately the easy path to power is saying fuck you to normal people and making the vast amount of people uncomfortable to some extent. It's a strange human emotion that seems to happen to super rich people. I'd make make all my friends rich and ride jet skis and help the poor but that's a crazy idea.

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u/DiemAlara 27d ago

Because he's insecure and thinks that having wealth and power are supposed to make him not feel worthless.

It hasn't worked, but he can't imagine that his theory is wrong, so his only conclusion is that he needs more of it.

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u/xBAMFNINJA 27d ago

Russias got his pp tape too.

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u/suricata_8904 27d ago

He’s returning the energy he received as a bullied teenager?

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u/Dire88 27d ago

Imagine being so rich you could end world hunger without impacting your lifestyle, and still be the richest person in the world.

And instead purposely ruining people's lives.

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u/JohnnyDigsIt 27d ago

DOGE has six missions:

Destroy as much of the US government as possible.

Transfer money from the US Treasury to Elon Musk.

Shut down federal investigations into Musk companies.

Steal Data.

Install malware/spyware.

Disable regulatory ability that may hinder Musk companies.

https://nowmarch.org/

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u/Primary-Routine4469 26d ago

How do people with full-time jobs make it to these protests? I work those days and live over 10 hours away.

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u/FalloftheKraken 27d ago

I wish the IRS was larger by an order of magnitude and sole job to go after the 1%. The 1% is the greatest cause of all of our problems. It is time they start to feel that reality.

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u/MediumAlternative372 27d ago

It was. They had a division to go after the rich tax dodger back in the 1990s. Lobbyists got their pet politicians to shut it down in a ‘cost cutting’ exercise despite it being in more in back taxes than it cost to run. The place I read about it presented it as poor government management where they don’t look at the big picture but it is far more likely that they knew exactly what they were doing and it was pure corruption to spare their large donors a larger tax bill.

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u/CaptainDantes 27d ago

Look, I can give you a donation of $10,000 or $9,995, what's it gonna be?

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u/FalloftheKraken 26d ago

What if all political donations went into the same pot. Then they are divided up equally between all political parties? All donations must be made by a certain date. Put rules in place to stop over creation of parties to game the system. Is this a bad idea?

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u/SeminudeBewitchery3 26d ago

Or just forbid corporate donations or PAC donations and limit individual donations.

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u/Maplelongjohn 27d ago

Even more recently the Biden administration had increased the staff and they had just begun holding the rich ducks responsible

Now the felonist in chief and his pet doggy have eviscerated the new hires and will no doubt be directing the IRS to go after the poors for that 34$ they miss calculated on their return

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u/Smrtihara 27d ago

IRS all over the world has been extorted, blackmailed, threatened and straight up murdered by 1%ers goons since the beginning of the concept of IRS.

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u/soberpenguin 27d ago

All we need to eradicate poverty is roughly 177 billion dollars. We get 175 billion just by guaranteeing the 1% pays the existing taxes they owe. No new taxes needed.

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u/loweredvisions 27d ago

And then some. There’s a $10T tax gap over the last 20 years, and over 60% of it is from the top 10% of earners not paying what they owe (tax fraud).

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Depressing :(

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u/ItWorkedLastTime 27d ago

Can you recommend any good resources to learn more about this at a high level? I was just thinking about it this morning. What if we looked at all the money Jeff Bezos "earned" over his lifetime, and instead had that money go to the people who did the actual work. How much difference would that have made?

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u/soberpenguin 27d ago

Here are a few books to review. You can find synopsis and college lectures on each on YouTube as well.

"The Hidden Wealth of Nations" by Gabriel Zucman

"The triumph of Injustice" by Emmanuel Saez

"Capital in the 21st Century" by Thomas Piketty

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u/iEugene72 27d ago

And the harsh reality is that this is the last we'll ever hear of this chief... Remember a MASSIVE goal of Project 2025 is to LITERALLY just ignore the law. Just keep moving.

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u/TheLastSamurai101 27d ago

Remember a MASSIVE goal of Project 2025 is to LITERALLY just ignore the law. Just keep moving.

The response of the American public should be to ignore the law in return. Mass civil disobediance is the only way to fight this.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 27d ago

''When the law breaks the law, then there is no law.'' -Ironlung.

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u/Money-Office492 27d ago

Great fucking band

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u/Wolfiest 27d ago

Let’s stop paying taxes. No taxation without representation.

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u/ReaditTrashPanda 27d ago

That’s what civil war is. It’s either he can do what he wants or he turns out the guns and claims power against everyone “for causing chaos”. We see this exact process occur in many other countries

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u/GrouchySkunk 27d ago

It's should just start freezing felons accounts. Delay court orders, make him prove he's not doing illegal things.

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u/bliza 27d ago

Reading this makes Trump sound like Eren Yeager.

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u/HootleMart84 27d ago

I hope Melanikasa cuts his head off then

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u/Least-Back-2666 27d ago

If this guy makes a popular video of what dozens of other former IRS workers have done, it could be seriously disruptive.

They know the tax code inside and out and these former workers have paid pennies compared to anyone else in their bracket.

Basically they go into business for themself and understand how to write everything off that they pay virtually no income tax.

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u/svarriant 27d ago edited 27d ago

Apropos of cheering for the IRS, Tracers in the Dark by Andy Greenberg is a phenomenal book about the underworld of crypto and the law enforcement agents working to take down some of the most heinous sites/content imaginable. An IRS agent, Chris Janczewski, and his team are the stars of probably the most disturbing investigation in the book; you can read a long excerpt on Wired. (If you get hit with a paywall, here's the archived version.)

Don't fuck with these guys. They're not afraid of anything.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 27d ago

I hate that I'm rooting for the IRS here. Fuck you maga.

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u/VirtualRy 27d ago

They say you never mess with the IRS so I'll keep an eye on how this turns out!

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u/mister-fancypants- 27d ago

ya and usually when I hear never mess with the IRS it’s not the richest man in america messing specifically with the chief of the IRS lol seems like a bad idea

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u/pineapple_stickers 27d ago

Especially when literally ALL he has is money. It's not like he has skills, charisma, friends, family or good will to fall back on.

He's deliberately antagonising the people who can best take away the one thing he has

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 27d ago

He has a commanding social media presence.

That is his sole power.

The wealth is all on paper. He is flying on AF1, on the gummit dole. He's just words on a screen, amplified by everyone talking about him.

That is his only real power, here. Keep that in mind. Shut him off and he goes away.

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u/RosefaceK 27d ago

There was an interview with a young gangsta Dr Dre where he said “I only fear two things in life, God and the IRS”

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u/Nervous_Explorer_898 27d ago

Even the Joker's not crazy enough to go against the IRS.

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u/lemko1968 27d ago

Hell, I’d rather have the mob after me than the IRS!

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u/lordunholy 27d ago

Man, a fully functioning IRS would be top tier shit in the fight against this horseshit we are dealing with now. But this sounds like it's going to be interesting.

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u/iupuiclubs 27d ago

Krasnovs been defunding the IRS since 2016 unfortunately. I worked on corporate international tax, they have been not paying their taxes at least 10 years. I worked on some... things, and after leaving that job I know a large portion of IRS was laid off.

That was 10 years ago and they were already stretched thin.

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u/Thermite1985 27d ago

To be fair, if the IRS was properly funded and staffed (like Biden was trying) they would be able to target billionaire tax evaders much easier. Why do you think Trump and Elon want to do away with the IRS? So then and their oligarch buddies can continue to evade their responsibilities to society.

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u/Iwentforalongwalk 27d ago

The IRS is actually the good guys. They try to keep corporate tax monkey business in check but unfortunately because of attitudes like yours and years of defunding it's really difficult. They also do a good job overall. 

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u/rynorugby 27d ago

Honestly, I don't really hate the IRS or even dislike them tat much. They're just government employees that implement the rules and taxes created by congress, I do mostly hate congress though. They're hamstrung in so many ways its crazy. And everytime I knew people who were insanely bad with taxes because they just were, not malicious, the IRS was really super reasonable and lenient. Helpful even.

I'm personally placing my hatred where I think it belongs more, Trump, MAGAts, lobbyists, republicunts, and morons like that. Fuck MAGA

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u/rvralph803 27d ago

Why? In a well functioning society we should take civic pride in what our taxes do.

We don't live in that society, but if anything Elons fuckery has resoundingly demonstrated just how essential to some people the meager funds we give really are.

I want to fund USAID sending packages of food to starving kids.

I want to fund ebola prevention.

I want to give farmers subsidies to grow crops for famine struck nations.

I don't want it going to bombs in Gaza. That's for fucking sure.

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u/654456 27d ago

There is nothing to hate the IRS specifically for. It's the fuckers in Congress ordering them to be stupid

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u/Stimbes 27d ago

The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

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u/goodsnpr 27d ago

Not sure why the IRS gets the hate it does. Society needs taxes to run, and it's corrupt politicians that make our current tax system so borked.

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u/SlobsyourUncle 27d ago

THIS IS THE CORRECT RESPONSE, TONE, AND PASSION. TRUMP AND LEON NEED TO BE SHOWN WHO THEYRE MESSING WITH AND GET BURIED IN THE BACKLASH.

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u/Krynn71 27d ago

I wish more people would get this mad about it.

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u/GabbaGhouled 27d ago

Wow maybe we'll actually get to see Trump's taxes after all

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u/freepainttina 27d ago

Will it matter?

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u/daverapp 27d ago

Not even the Joker was foolish enough to mess with the IRS.

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u/buildit-breakitfixit 27d ago

Who had IRS being the protagonist in their 2025 bingo card? Anybody?

Don't all talk at once.....

crickets chirping

Plot twist...

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u/mrslother 27d ago

Quick, while you still can ... force a 10 year audit on Mr Musk and all his businesses!

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u/Pantology_Enthusiast 27d ago

When the joker has a better grasp on sanity...

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u/Not_UR_Mommy 27d ago

This is the kind of attitude we need!

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u/upfromashes 27d ago

I like the energy.

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u/thewharfartscenter_ 27d ago

Unfortunately, he’s was in the first wave of what’s to come. In 4 years he will be one of literal hundreds of thousands of civil servants who just found themselves unemployed. Maybe they should have listened and not voted for that clown, then maybe this place wouldn’t be a goddamned circus.

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u/Ninja-Panda86 27d ago

Hm. Even Joker said he wouldn't screw with the IRS. Let's see where this lands...

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u/DragonflyMean1224 27d ago

Would be nice if he made a copy of all the 1% taxes and released them in full

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u/compuwiza1 27d ago

She was one of the good people. She should still be in the agency. God Damn Elon Musk. God Damn Comrade Krasnov. God damn his puppet master, Putin. God Damn all MAGAts.

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u/Lily_Baxter 27d ago

I'm super over this timeline. Can Scrooge just learn his lesson already so Tiny Tim can live and shit can stop being so fucking insane?

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u/onebirdonawire 27d ago

Can't wait for our new, mega, super NOT the irs department to be privatized and made into an efficient machine that will saddle every American under the 1% with "freedom debt" for their entire lives. Plus interest.

That'll be fun.

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u/Firey69 26d ago

how about instead of dismantling the irs how about the government finally do our taxes for us? Most other countries do that already

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u/Wheels9690 27d ago edited 27d ago

Support this man Edit:Woman, support this woman. Thank you for yall who corrected me.

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u/anticipateorcas 27d ago

It’s a woman.

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u/my_name_is_randy 27d ago

Woman.

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u/Wheels9690 27d ago

Well fuck me. Support this woman.

I know literally nothing of this person outside of they want to make a hobby out of musk and i will back them on it

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u/IcedChaiLatte_16 27d ago

I support these revenge goals.

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u/CollarControl 27d ago

Jersey girl vibes. Don't fuck with a jersey girl.

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u/Observer-Worldview 27d ago

This lady is a class act! I know people that know her and she is smart. She is a leader. I hope this works out for her. She is only guilty of telling the truth. This administration is full of liars. They hate truth.

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u/Double_Rice_5765 27d ago

Maybe now the irs will finally be motivated to go after the ultra ruch instead of poor and middke class.  They saud it was more efficient, but if it leaves the ultra rich with enough funds to buy their way into a pretend political position that allows them to destroy the government (not to mention nerf the irs even more) it maaaaay actually be less efficient to go after the poors instead of the richies?  Ffs

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u/ArielofIsha 26d ago

Two things you can’t escape in the US; death and taxes. Rooting for the IRS on this one!! Go get em!

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u/HustlaOfCultcha 27d ago

Reminds me of the movie lean on me when Joe Clark kicks the fire chief out of the school and Clark says (to the effect) 'That fire chief is saying right now that black bastard can't throw me out of this school. Y'know where he's saying it? In the parking lot.'

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u/QueefBuscemi 27d ago

Has anyone from DOGE come up with an answer to under what authority they think they can fire people? It's a made up department. Why not just ignore everything they do and say?

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u/No_Talk_4836 27d ago

As much as I hate the IRS. I wanna make popcorn

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u/ForgTheSlothful 27d ago

Well they certainly picked a fight with the guy whos letting them pay 0% taxes

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u/TheGaleStorm 26d ago

Quite frankly, I have no idea how the fired folk are controlling their rage. People just can’t find a new job and move on in all instances. I would spend the rest of my life putting a target on somebody’s back whom I held responsible. But that’s just me.

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u/PupsofWar69 27d ago

people in senior positions should just simply refuse to be fired by doge/elon. … Doge doesn’t pay their salary… If they try to trespass you film it and spread it all over the news.

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u/solarboom-a 27d ago

He might believe in the mission of the IRS, and that taxes are important to the integrity of the country, like structurally. Or something. Did you ever think of that you American nitwits?

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u/No-Maybe-6460 26d ago

She’s a she. The head of HR. And yes, she seems to know how to take care of the people there.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Get his ass

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u/verrucktfuchs 27d ago

If they'd been taxed appropriately would have been more difficult for them to buy an election.

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u/Mumem_Rider 27d ago

What a weird timeline when we're actually rooting for the IRS...

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u/billiarddaddy 27d ago

We have at least one spine in the building.

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u/Classic_Dill 27d ago

Hell, yes! my kind of a guy, hell or high water, let’s get down and boogie, let’s fight it out! I hope this guy tears Elon apart, but Elon’s got a lot of money, this guy is gonna have to play dirty pool.

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u/sawyouoverthere 27d ago

Your kind of guy is a woman

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus_103 26d ago

Hopefully he has friends that will audit Musk and all his companies.

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u/IamnotaCST 27d ago

So, finally gonna do an audit of his taxes to find out exactly how big of a tax fraud he is?

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u/taywray 27d ago

Good luck auditing him when you and your entire business and international staff have been fired.

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u/No_Individual501 27d ago

Wolves eating their faces. Maybe the tax collectors should have went after those who actually needed to be taxed instead of the poor.