r/awwwtf 25d ago

Whachoo gonna do with all that junk?

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u/D1382 25d ago

Poor dude had his tail bitten off 😭

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u/No-Consideration-891 25d ago

Was it though? Not saying it wasn't, but it almost looks like a developmental issue. Like they were born without the tail. Either way poor baby.

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u/D1382 25d ago

I've seen gators just indiscriminately bite off another's foot. And have the one that lost a foot seem unbothered. I'm just imagining a situation where he lost his tail similarly when smaller.

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u/lonelygalexy 25d ago

Yes the croc twist and snap

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u/Simbalamb 25d ago

I want to downvote this. I won't, but I also won't upvote it either. You monster.

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u/lonelygalexy 25d ago

??? Don’t they take a bite, twist their whole body and then the whole part falls off

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u/POTATO-KING-312 25d ago

Don’t know why the other dudes fixated on coc but i think the thing where they bite and roll I most commonly heard it called death rolls

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u/GeneralBS 24d ago

Wasn't there a post recently of a baby doing it posted recently?

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u/slurpdwnawienperhaps 22d ago

Yes someone recently posted that post recently I saw it

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u/AdhesiveMadMan 24d ago

Yep, can confirm. It's similar to how sharks thrash their food.

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u/Simbalamb 25d ago

What does "croc twist" sound like? (Hint. Remove the r.)

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u/Science_Forge-315 25d ago

When were you paroled from hornyjail? Imma tell your PO that you out in these streets wildin.

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u/Simbalamb 9d ago

Where the fuck does a joke about this guy's comment sounding like "cock twist" come off as horny? Genuine question because what the fuck are y'all on to be thinking a "cock twist" is something that turns me on?

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u/D1382 25d ago

Calm down G

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u/Simbalamb 9d ago

Never been more negatively voted over an obvious joke. Since when did reddit get so soft?

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u/carpentizzle 24d ago

Weird ass thing to troll about

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u/Simbalamb 9d ago

Joking and trolling are vastly different baby girl.

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u/No-Consideration-891 25d ago

I can see it. I used to work with gators, this guy/gal looks to be a croc. However, I agree both display random aggression resulting in the loss of limbs and apparently tails.

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u/erik_wilder 24d ago

Alligators and crocs that look like that are usually born that way. It's a known birth defect.

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u/D1382 24d ago

Oh TIL

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u/bigboat24 25d ago

I was hungry for some gator tail. Didn’t need to kill him.

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u/WilliamsDesigning 24d ago

I don't see any scar tissue. Looks to be symmetrical, I believe this is a mutation.

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u/Cumberdick 25d ago

Oh my god i didn’t notice! I knew it looked wonky but i couldn’t figure out why 😂 wow, intellectual low of the day

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u/D1382 25d ago

You good fam?

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u/Cumberdick 25d ago

…yes? I just made a silly mistake and was laughing at myself