Local void too long to loaf

[u/mikoga]

Meet Salem, my favorite void boy who was born with a rare disease - he doesn't have a brain

He's an absolute menace, a harbinger of doom, a hyperactive rascal who can open doors and bags of cat food, sleeps in the sink or bowls, hates cuddles (unless it's exactly 00:00 and only for 15 minutes), but most importantly - he's way too long to assume loaf formation

[u/briarraindancer → u/[deleted]]

I have a burnt baguette.