r/blackcats • u/CaraPhoenix • 1d ago

Abyss 🖤🖤🖤 Just got this text from the husband.

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Salem is locked in.

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u/CaraPhoenix 1d ago

He's back in lol

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u/Admirable_Matter_523 1d ago

What's he watching?

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u/CaraPhoenix 1d ago

Kitty YouTube. Where he attacks the bugs but let spiders through, which is concerning.

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u/Admirable_Matter_523 1d ago

Ohh, i see the bugs now! Fun! Has he ever hurt the TV?

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u/CaraPhoenix 1d ago

They really like it. No issues with the TV but they do leave little toe bean prints that we have to clean. 😆

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u/Admirable_Matter_523 1d ago

Such gentle bebes 🥰

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u/CaraPhoenix 1d ago

Usually. Lol

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u/Otherwise_East606 1d ago

This picture is so good

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u/Kirasaurus_25 1d ago

That's the "if was bigger I'd eat you" look

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u/misspixiepie 1d ago

EVIL KITTYYYY

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u/fernandohsc 22h ago

This pics gives the vibe "black cats probably won't kill you in your sleep.... But there's always a chance"

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u/Resting-smile-face 17h ago

Orange braincell alert ⚠️ 📢 😹 Hansel came over to the black side to say, Meeooow!! 🤭

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u/CaraPhoenix 14h ago

Hey Hansel! Your chaotic energy shall serve the dark side well.

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 17h ago

"Soon, soon."

XD

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u/Resting-smile-face 17h ago edited 17h ago

I have a black beast t♡♡! 🤭 🐈‍⬛ My Lokibear 🥰

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u/boostedpoints 1d ago

He is literally summoning spiders op.

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u/holy-ravioli 19h ago

But the spiders help eat the bad bugs! Salem made the right call.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 20h ago

Spiders are fellow hunters.

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u/Akline1989 17h ago

He knows spiders assist in pest control. They probably have an unspoken understanding

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u/Safe_Information3574 13h ago

And their cobwebs are delicious, according to my neighbor whose tuxedo LOVES to eat them!!! I wish my cat would eat dust.

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u/NightTarot 21h ago

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u/CaraPhoenix 14h ago

Sooo fluffy. 🥺

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u/sharonpfef 21h ago

Artistic void

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u/SalemGD 17h ago

Oddly, I have a cat, and he is named Phoenix.

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u/babiekittin 1d ago

Why does he look so confused?

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u/chrized 1d ago

Probably regretting his decision

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u/BobertOnSteam 1d ago

“Fuck it’s cold”-the cat probably

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u/ashiex94 20h ago

“I can’t believe my humans did this to me” - also the cat probably

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u/CaraPhoenix 14h ago

I keep trying to tell him. AK cats are built different.

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u/OnlyGayForCarti 4h ago

Fuck that alaska humans are built differently

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u/Neverendingcirclez 21h ago

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u/CaraPhoenix 19h ago

This is amazing, can I keep it forever?

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u/Neverendingcirclez 19h ago

LOL, I'm glad you like it.

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u/Felinegood13 21h ago

Gorgeous :3

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u/wallstreetsilver15 1d ago

😂 Needs to learn a thing or two about camouflage..

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u/PerryBerie 1d ago

Such camouflage. His prey will never see him coming. 🖤

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 1d ago

Gawddamn Snow Sharks.

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u/CenPhx 22h ago

One thing about living in Santa Clara I never could stomach; all the damn snow sharks.

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u/Urban_Cosmos 1d ago

bro thinks he is camoflague.

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u/periclesmage 1d ago

The Icecat Cometh

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 1d ago

The juxtaposition of his derpy chonky face and the serious text is too good

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u/eveisout 1d ago

I genuinely thought that was a blurry hill at the bottom, sky, and some kind of deformed flying monster (seconded by possibly a weird ripped up bin bag)

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u/blackarrowpro 12h ago

I thought it was a bat flying with a cat head in its claw.

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u/SuspectNo8856 1d ago

I don’t even see him

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u/Dramatic_Warning_545 1d ago

Thought this was an SR-71 banking into the clouds for a sec

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u/scrubsfan92 1d ago

I read it in David Attenborough's voice in my head. 😆

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u/aless2906 1d ago

For a sec I thought it was a Pic of a bar flying with clouds behind it

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u/im-not-a-cat-fr 1d ago

Hunters gotta hunt

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u/rjmacready_ 23h ago

Ears low, time to go…

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u/SoloNomadicKindagirl 15h ago

This is Watson hunting- or as I call it- the community watch no one knows about

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u/CaraPhoenix 14h ago

Watson sees ALL...but never snitches.

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u/sharonpfef 21h ago

Commenting on Just got this text from the husband.... Frosty void

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u/soldier101br 22h ago

He knows his prey.

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u/OwlOfFortune 21h ago

This was my baby girl before we rescued her from the outdoors. I remember seeing her little paw prints in the fresh snow, she's inside now and much happier, but I think part of her misses the outdoors

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u/notdbcooper71 21h ago

On my feed it looked like the Lochness Monster photo 😂

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u/Felidae-witch-66613 20h ago

Me thought it was a bat and wonder why it has a cat head🤡

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u/LyFrQueen 19h ago

The Dark Knight Rises

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u/Nefarious-Haiku 15h ago

I wanted bottled water but got a cat freaking wal mart delivery drivers.

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u/CaraPhoenix 14h ago

You too??!

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u/Nefarious-Haiku 4h ago

Maybe we been looking at cats wrong and we are actually supposed to drink them. 🤔

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u/Rebyll 20h ago

I can't help but see this and think of a great moment from Generation Kill (HBO miniseries about First Recon Marines during the beginning of the Iraq War) where the Marines open their chemical suits, and Colbert goes, "Woodland camouflage? Anyone happen to remember we're invading a fucking desert country?"

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u/andskotinnsjalfur 10h ago

Strange snow mammal snake

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u/Pristine_Serve5979 20h ago

Not very stealthy

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u/bipolar_capricorn 20h ago

I also have a void named Salem.

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u/InsideResolution6210 17h ago

Not great camouflage lol!

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u/Express-Distance-435 17h ago

OMG that picture is so cute.

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u/Delicious_Injury9444 17h ago

Errbody can see you!

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u/MonochromePsyche 15h ago

ARCTIC VOID

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u/Druterium 7h ago

Because who needs camouflage if you leave no survivors?

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u/magentasmardymam 7h ago

Nothing to see here..... Perfect camouflage 🐈‍⬛

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u/greeneggsandspammer 6h ago

R/catsinsnow! Or whatever it’s called lol