r/blackcats • u/TrinixDMorrison • 18h ago

🖤 How do you guys summon your babies?

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If I can’t find Shushu I just go to the bathroom and turn on the lights/fan. He’ll immediately come running but I don’t know why; not like I regularly give him baths or anything 😆

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u/Lietenantdan 17h ago

Sacrifice a goat, draw a pentagram with its blood, put the corpse in the middle, light a candle at each point, then chant a long phrase in Latin repeatedly until he appears.

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u/Practicalhocuspocus 16h ago

Wow, im summoning my cats all wrong.

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u/shelizabeth93 13h ago

Wait. We summon them? I thought they summon us

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u/shaker8 11h ago

absolutely true facts 😤 if I’ve been at work late, I get this itchy feeling that she misses me, and she’s always at the top of the stairs when I get home

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u/Fit_Stress_7209 10h ago

no matter what, my cat will always be at the door when I come home from work after midnight after my spouse goes to sleep. Even when he’s half asleep.

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u/chris95rx7500 8h ago

oh yeah you're right

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u/shelizabeth93 1h ago

My baby girl summons with a tiny mao and a wiggly paw. If you do not respond to the summons, she will launch herself off the island counter and give herself a piggyback ride. Which is quite painful. It is the lashing for not responding to the summons.

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 15h ago

Usually I just jiggle the treat bag.

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u/Bearbud4play 15h ago

This works for us, too.

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u/Jemmmz 14h ago

takes notes

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u/SuzIsCool 12h ago

Crap, I'm running out of candles...

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u/Lietenantdan 12h ago

You’re running out of candles before you ran out of goats??

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u/SuzIsCool 12h ago

Goats galore, do you need some?

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u/Lietenantdan 12h ago

Just curious, do these goats come from the severed floor of Lumon?

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u/SuzIsCool 12h ago

But of course, only the best for Kier

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u/Lietenantdan 12h ago

You better watch out or goat lady will be after you.

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u/SuzIsCool 12h ago

Truth. Can't blame her.

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u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits 10h ago

If I bump their food bowl by accident and it makes noise they are on me screaming

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u/evdczar 10h ago

My previous cat, all I had to do was take the can of regular tuna out of the cabinet to make myself a sandwich, not even set it down, and somehow he knew.

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u/Ezada 6h ago

You have a tabby cat, don't you?