r/blackcats 1d ago

🖤 How do you guys summon your babies?

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If I can’t find Shushu I just go to the bathroom and turn on the lights/fan. He’ll immediately come running but I don’t know why; not like I regularly give him baths or anything 😆

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

Sacrifice a goat, draw a pentagram with its blood, put the corpse in the middle, light a candle at each point, then chant a long phrase in Latin repeatedly until he appears.

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u/evdczar 22h ago

My previous cat, all I had to do was take the can of regular tuna out of the cabinet to make myself a sandwich, not even set it down, and somehow he knew.