r/cats 19d ago

Humor He Has A Question

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 19d ago edited 19d ago

’Excuse me. Why my bowl only half full?


…Excuse me ~ something don’t seem right!

n so am gonna ask polite

we hungry little kittens, three

(i hope the human

notice me…)

my tiny paw i hold up high

(cuz Me - i am the Bravest guy)

the tortie - he jes sit n stare,

(the smol brain orange

he unaware)

is up to Me to do the task

so cautiously i do the Ask

my bowl, it seems, is just half full

the human sees -

her heartstrings pull…

i squeeze my eyes shut really tight,

n in the end, she made it right ;}

(i might’ve spilled some on the floor)

but after all

she gave us

more

❤️

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u/bredditandshredit 19d ago

Brand new schnoodle! ❤️

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 19d ago

Been forever since I’ve seen one in the wild, today truly is a lucky day!

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u/June_Fatality 19d ago

the smol brain orange. He unaware.

😆

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u/byu7a 19d ago

So glad we get to see this talent.

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u/Self-Identified 19d ago

Schnoooooodle! I love you and your DoddleDo-love-filled poems! 🥰🌸✨ Thank you for ever tending to my heart accidentally, while filling this world with so much sweetness!

Love and appreciation to you (& OP for inspiring this!) 🫶✨

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u/garyisonion 19d ago

wonderful

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u/kefvedie 19d ago

This is art

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u/One_Bit_2625 19d ago

this is so cute

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 19d ago

7 hours for me! So fresh. Love your talent!

The SchnoodleDoodleDo

The feline creativity of who

Brings smiles to us and emotions brew

As Love is the power that will see us through.

My sincere thanks to you

For all you do.

(A pale shadow of your work i just sincerely wanted to show appreciation. It's a rough world out there.)

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u/Wereleif 19d ago

This is a masterpiece well written friendo!

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u/OnePurpleCloud 19d ago

I haven’t seen a Schnoodle in so long! 😍

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u/Rabbitrules87 19d ago

When is second breakfast?

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u/itsnotawonderfullife 19d ago

Elevensies? Dinner??? SUPPER?!?!?!?

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u/Snoo97525 19d ago

I like the other two glaring at the camera,

"Well? Answer his question."

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u/Kit0425 19d ago

Excuse me when is breakfast served?

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u/sweetglazes 19d ago

During the Blitz hour

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u/julesvr5 19d ago

Oh no, it's Kitler

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u/welshdude1983 19d ago

No you can't has Poland

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u/PineapplePizza99 19d ago

Kitler can have a little Poland, as a treat

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u/donut_jihad666 18d ago

It's just an awkward gesture

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u/hydrastrix 19d ago

Bro's inquiring about his paintings

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u/ExistedDim4 19d ago

His heart goes out to you

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u/xX_stay_Xx Turkish Angora 19d ago

nooo not that one 😭🥀

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u/SiameseCataphract 19d ago

Take a seat, Elon Meowsk

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u/GhostofZellers 19d ago

Heil Kitler?

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u/yatesl 19d ago

He's doing a roman meow

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u/TehSalmonOfDoubt 19d ago

He's just making a controversial paw gesture

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u/xX_stay_Xx Turkish Angora 19d ago
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u/Little_Worry_4006 19d ago

And the question is

"Am I too young for catnip, even if I am, what happens if I'm already too high???"

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u/PamDMonium 19d ago

Hermione Granger with Harry on her right and Ron on her left. Ron looks annoyed. Lol.

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u/andypro77 19d ago

I think you are all missing it. He's not asking a question. He has his eyes closed, so he's clearly at Sunday morning worship service. He's feelin' a particularly rockin' Chris Tomlin song, by the looks of it.

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u/Kind_Worldliness_415 19d ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/Thunderfoot2112 19d ago

Ooh ooh I know mista Kahter!!!!

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u/oualidHE 19d ago

How many chicken strips are available to us today??

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u/Fit-Mud-5682 19d ago

Excuse me,how can I RULE THE WORLD WITH CUTENESS!!!!WAHAHAHAHA,please 🥺

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u/The_Spyre 19d ago

"What time is second breakfast?"

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u/sephjy 19d ago

r/VarietyPack deserves an answer

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 19d ago

And the question: is it nap time yet?

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u/PRsoxFan45 19d ago

Cat’s about to buy a model 3

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u/neendmat1 18d ago

Who wants to go to the four seasons Orlando??

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u/CherryExtension5154 19d ago

Maybe its a german cat

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u/littlemoon-03 19d ago

Why am I related to the orange

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u/Ok_Moment1694 19d ago

Era nostalgico 🤚🇦🇴

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u/Informal_Nobody_1240 19d ago

Hermione Rob and Harry

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u/Longjumping-Ring-879 American Shorthair 19d ago

“Excuse me but can you tell the others that I am the cutest?”

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u/elmutane 19d ago

I love how the left cat is leaning away like "I'm not with those."

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u/durenatu 19d ago

Can I has cheezburger?

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u/TheBuzzentertainment 19d ago

Excuse me sir, may have another treat 🐾

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u/Sephora38 19d ago

Please ma'am....when is the food???

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u/Specific_Frame8537 19d ago

For the last time, no you cannot has cheezburger!

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u/kaliaficionado 19d ago

Aryan kitty wants you to know it knows

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u/Himalayan-Fur-Goblin 19d ago

That tortie kitten is adorable. I need her.

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u/SporkoBug 19d ago

"Can I has the cheeseburger?"

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u/GatorStealth 19d ago

Is it snack time now?

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u/TilicoLuxCollector 18d ago

Nope, you cannot have more treats, you already ate them all

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u/Difficult-Ocelot-251 18d ago

Any idea when they hand out the kitty treats ?

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u/MPD1987 18d ago

“Yes, hi? I noticed we’re all out of nip…when will you be restocking?”

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u/Stream1607 19d ago

It’s a Roman question..

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u/DesirableDoll 19d ago

POV: Me during every oral recitation in school

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u/Cultural_Walrus_4039 19d ago

Yes bud what’s up

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u/Mao1304 19d ago

Awwww❤️❤️🫂🫂they all r so beautiful❤️❤️

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps 19d ago

Are you pawsitive?

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u/CommonTrick4457 19d ago

Awwwwwwieeeeee that faceeeeeeeee, I'M MELTING HERE 🫠🥰💗

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u/OkCryptographer8625 19d ago

Excuse me, maam sir, can I please have another?

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u/Call-Me--Princess 19d ago

I think he's on the wrong subreddit. Maybe try r/askreddit? 😘

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u/WinterTiger6416 19d ago

He doesn’t know what his question is, but he has one.

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u/Royal_Load9157 19d ago

Pretty sure this car is trying to catch my attention to own him. Ill bid one kidney.

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u/Mm2k 19d ago

Will there be food?

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u/JTate1 19d ago

Excuse me. Why are y’all even awake!

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u/West-Start4069 19d ago

Well, it's either that or the other thing...

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u/sirewoode 19d ago

He’s like Akshually 🤓☝️

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u/slow-rabbitt 19d ago

My boyfriend's cat gave birth and this triplets look so similar to them lol cute x

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u/sophiapetre 19d ago

Cana we have more treats please?

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u/MissUnRuly 19d ago

He looks like a kid reminding the teacher about homework.😂

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u/beecraft22 19d ago

You can't have the brain cell honey you are too small for it.

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u/Ttokk 19d ago

no I've seen this before, He's about to start speaking in tongues.

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u/Medical-Worth633 19d ago

What he's doing with his hand looks familiar

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u/Made_Human 19d ago

“Will this take much longer? I only got 15 hours of sleep yesterday and I really need to get back to bed”

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u/zerthwind 19d ago

My mind put an " oo oo oo " on that with a Horshack voice.

For those who don't know, watch an episode if "welcome back Kotter."

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u/maincore 19d ago

No, he knows the answer.

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u/Little_Bite7774 19d ago

I‘m here.😹

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u/Zestyclose-Slip1392 19d ago

awwwwh bless him, little snowball

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u/TheyStillLive69 19d ago

When is third breakfast?

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u/QualityOverQuant 19d ago

Can I please pretty please press the green button!!!

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u/alghbangtan 19d ago

That's Harry, Hermione and Ron

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u/Nagatoroo 19d ago

Teacher, I have to peee!!

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u/cahillc134 19d ago

“Uh, will any of this be on the test?”

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u/Zariaaxoxo 19d ago

If I look at you long enough, will you finally give me what I desire?

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u/FloppaTakero 19d ago

Sorry, but that cat reminds me of a certain human being who was rejected from art school.

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u/Difficult-Dingo-5546 19d ago

the orange one is upto somthin

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u/Snowdrops21 19d ago

My cat waking up to smack me for dinner

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u/Liu1845 Tuxedo 19d ago

"why secon breefus iz late?"

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u/Budget-Use-7540 19d ago

Looks Like he want to rule the world. Fuck.

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u/Iron_Chic 19d ago

"I has to go to litterbox..."

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u/byu7a 19d ago

Cutest class ever

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u/Tall-Astronomer-1049 19d ago

Excuse me, what is soup? And why am i full of it?

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u/SpecterReborn 19d ago

What about second breakfast?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Silence human, serve me the bowl

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u/Gren57 19d ago

We three kittens lost our mittens. Can we still have some pie?

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u/Tom_Ludlow 19d ago

Pfft, teacher's pet.

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u/haengbokcpl 19d ago

Kitty is just tossing up the v-peace ✌️sign or the I love you 🤟 sign. There’s always one in the group during pictures…

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u/bilgetea 19d ago

It’s a Roman salute.

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u/itscookiebrox 19d ago

Why are you cleaning my litter box? Are you harvesting my poop for research?

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u/athanathios 19d ago

Soo soo cute!

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u/Frederickzy 19d ago

I love how he is stretching out

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u/nattychins 19d ago

Feed me more, pleaseeee 👋

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u/Silly_rat_mat 19d ago

When I saw this I first thought of the Austrian painter-

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u/GiraffeOne3569 19d ago

"Garçon!"

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u/DrWarthogfromHell 19d ago

Be healed!!! Praise Ceiling Cat!

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u/unqium 19d ago

Good thing he's not one of those moustache kittens..

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u/ConfidentSir3898 19d ago

By any chance, is he german?

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u/Adelaito 19d ago

omg hes doing the infamous roman salute ♥️🥰🥰 glory to ceaser ✊🏿✊🏿

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Is there anything more adorable ? 🥰

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u/fist003 19d ago

Malcolm in the middle

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u/CountingWonders 19d ago

I SHALL ANSWER

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u/twickybrown 19d ago

Made me laugh out loud!

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u/Birdfishing00 19d ago

The fact only the white cat is doing it makes it funnier

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u/sideshowchaos 19d ago

There’s always that one kid in class

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u/Zestyclose-Wash-3010 19d ago

Excuse me, will treats and cuddling be provided?

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u/randomtini 19d ago

omg that torti!

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u/Nanax_123 19d ago

Ayyy how beautiful

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u/Breiti100 19d ago

Name him kitler

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u/PmMeBubbleButts 19d ago

clearly its not a serious question or the other paw would be holding up the first one

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u/dreamykitty77 19d ago

Please answer illegal smol right away!!!!

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u/TheRealZaccy 19d ago

LOL! Let me guess their names.... Vance, Elon and Trump.

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u/2ndheartmom 19d ago

Let’s fill the bowl

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u/Tall_Lemon_8458 19d ago

I'm sorry but the Tyrolean, Madruga's dog, I lift my paw before

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u/HerGracefulness28 19d ago

Unrelated but omgggg

We baby bearsss

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u/AdHot2306 19d ago

or maybe she’s doing a salute…

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u/Kim-jong-Kardashian 19d ago

Spice girls, they lost their mum last 2 weeks

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u/Imaginary_Writer_281 19d ago

I bet it is about lunch hour

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u/PotatoFloats 19d ago

No Jimmy, it's not lunch time yet!

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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 19d ago

Yes...you may go to the litter box.

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u/CR8VJUC 19d ago

Teacher, I know, I know!

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u/Pekle-Meow 19d ago

And orange one is already tired of all those questions.

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u/scsd484 19d ago

My two Siamese boys

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u/CraikyH 19d ago

It needed that caption😭

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u/Ok-Bag2656 19d ago

Can I have some loops brother?

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u/Violent-fog 19d ago

Who wants milk?

Middle cat: Me!

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u/palindromedev 19d ago

Guy on the left is so sick of his brothers questions in class.

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u/tetheredfeathers 19d ago

❤️❤️❤️

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u/AshshefaKhan 19d ago

Ha Ha Ha

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u/alexskia 19d ago

"(clears throat) Will I turn into a cool orange tiger like the one on my left, or will I stay a snowball? Or do I get… what the fluff this cat on my right has?"

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u/Upier1 19d ago

He wants to know why you are disturbing his nap!

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u/TripleHachii 19d ago

Meow me meow meoooew meow?

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u/eattingmyinnerchek 19d ago

Whatever it is that cutie is asking for, my answer is yes.

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u/EasyToRemember0605 19d ago

Best photo I´ve seen in a while <3

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u/handleshibabe 19d ago

Pass the exam? High purr ✋

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u/Responsible-Course90 19d ago

I think he is blessing the other cats

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u/Prior_Head5980 19d ago

Nooo kitty u cant invade poland

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u/eartwormslimshady 19d ago

Itteh bitteh kitteh committeh

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u/ErikLads 19d ago

"When we gonna have food again?" It has just been 2 minutes since your last meal.

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u/tbird23662002 19d ago

Come on people, no political talk please. Thank you. 🙏

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u/Weird-Ninja8827 19d ago

Ope! Sorry...just stretching.

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u/FriendZoneTacos 19d ago

Nice capture.

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u/beaniebee11 19d ago

Hi 1 quastion. Hi I need to be loved.

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u/Rising_Bee 19d ago

“Excuse me, do we really have 7 lives?“

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u/Rising_Bee 19d ago

“Excuse me, do we really have 7 lives?“

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u/metalfarts 19d ago

Mee Mee I know that answer... Is it I can has cheese burger

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u/QFB-procrastinator 19d ago

“I teleported bread”

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u/Wildlife_Jack 19d ago

And of course Ron on the right looks unbothered.

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u/OMSDRF 19d ago

No, catnip is not an instrument.

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u/B22EhackySK8 19d ago

“Is Mayonnaise an instrument?” Lol. Cute kitty

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 19d ago

three different people in classroom:

1) [if i just avoid eye contact maybe the teacher won't call on me]

2) [i know! i know!]

3) wasn't playing attention and has no idea wtf is going on

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u/wallyrules75 19d ago

The answer is yes

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u/eCD27 19d ago

This photo gives me good feelings I don't know how to describe!