r/cats • u/cuntingly • 16d ago

Humor But why friend-shaped

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u/mr_wizard_123 16d ago

still kissing its little head. deadly my ass

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u/occorpattorney 16d ago

I didn’t see you mention any potential belly rubs, mr. tough guy

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u/a-snakey 16d ago

Please.

fearlessly motorboat the belly like I do with my cats

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u/alancake 16d ago

stands up looking like Sam Neill in Event Horizon

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u/ShaiHulud1111 16d ago

Winning comment. Movie just came out at a bad time.

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u/In_Love_With_SHODAN 15d ago

That movie is basically Warhammer 40k

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u/ProjectNo4090 14d ago edited 14d ago

There is fan theory that it is a 40k prequel, and the Event Horizon was the first human vessel to warp travel, and the reason the crew killed themselves was because the ship didnt have a Gellar field to protect them from going insane because of the warp and demons.

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Only orks don't use any kind of gellar field.. They call it Inflight entertainment when they. Demons begin to spawn inside their.. Ehmm. "spaceship"..

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u/Future_Art7 15d ago

I saw that alone in a theater in Germany. Told my buddies and went again and again. Played Gallente in Eve so I could fly something that looked like The Event Horizon in a game.

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u/heyitskitty 16d ago

DO YOU SEE!?

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u/IllustriousGoat4768 15d ago

We won’t need eyes where we’re going.

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u/heyitskitty 15d ago

👄💪🏻🩸🖐🏻👁️🩸

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 15d ago

"We're leaving....[Later] Fuck this ship!"