But why friend-shaped

[u/cuntingly]

B

[u/mr_wizard_123]

still kissing its little head. deadly my ass

[u/JetstreamGW → u/mr_wizard_123]

I mean, in fairness, they’re just talking about how successful they are in hunting. They only hunt little stuff. Bugs, rodents, etc

[u/theoriginalmofocus → u/JetstreamGW]

Yeah even a lot of pet cats are technically dangerous predators but when it comes to humans we give the belly rubs.

[u/suchahotmess → u/theoriginalmofocus]

It’s tough being tiny and cute AF. 

[u/datastlessgentleman2 → u/suchahotmess]

"I am a ferocious hunter contributing to the decline of countless species...hey hey stop picking me up and calling my pads toe beans!