r/cats • u/Ok_Blueberry5376 • 2d ago

Cat Picture - OC please be honest is my cat fat?

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 2d ago

The primordial pouch purrfectly protects pet from prey

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u/ssweens113 2d ago

I thought that’s where they kept their glock

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u/athunt04 2d ago

It is, hence the protection.

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u/FlyBuy3 2d ago

I love this sub

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u/TommyTeaser 2d ago

Not is all cases is it a Glock

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u/binchicken1989 2d ago

Yes. It is where Guitarrón is kept

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u/YT-Deliveries 2d ago

My cats will wander around talking to themselves and now I realize that they're singing:

Today I didn't even have to use my AK
I gotta say it was a good day

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 2d ago

It's where they keep their Glockenspiel.

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u/pattentastic 1d ago

lol!! My neighbor was johnnin on my cat for her primordial pouch and I told them that’s where she keeps her Glock. Lol!!

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u/bluefelixus 2d ago

I love that name. "PRIMORDIAL POUCH" Sounds really badass, turn out it's just cute little felinid beer belly.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 2d ago

Wait til you learn about Henry’s pocket!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry%27s_pocket

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u/bluefelixus 2d ago

Haha, Thanks i just learned that!

Behold a Cat! Within it you'll find the PRIMORDIAL POUCH!.. aaand Henry's pocket.. (yeah, it's kinda anti-climatic..)

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 2d ago

No, I love it!!!

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u/Fragrant-Might-7290 2d ago

How come every time I learn something new about cats it makes me cry

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u/heythisislonglolwtf 2d ago

I've never once thought about what this is called but now I know, lol thanks

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 1d ago

You’re welcome!

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u/-yellowthree 1d ago

What about the aglet? lol.

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u/LynxAccomplished4989 2d ago

He’s got a pouch ngl

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u/punkrock4class 2d ago

u/PedanticPandaPoo perfectly produces plentiful alliteration. (Can’t win ‘em all)

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u/SerLaron 2d ago

Of course there is a subreddit for that, because you did not subscribe to enough cat subs yet.
/r/PouchCatatoes

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 2d ago

Omg that subreddit name is amazing

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u/dennys123 2d ago

I love alliteration

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u/EurekaSm0ke 1d ago

The squidge. At our house we call it The Squidge. It's both a noun and a verb. You squidge The Squidge.

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 1d ago

That's awesome. I'm gonna have to borrow that

yoink

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u/DoodlyDoomDoom 1d ago

Say that five times fast