"I was just kidding I wasn't going anywhere"💀

[u/RealNajiOnTop]

[u/habibisalem]

He was so ashamed of not fitting that he ran away 😆

[u/Steadyandquick → u/habibisalem]

What an adorable cat. Such a personality.

[u/Pitiful_Night3852 → u/habibisalem]

I've a female who'da done the same thing

[u/No_Ad8227]

[u/zyyntin → u/No_Ad8227]

"Oh bother."

[u/sybiriya]

Typical tabby behaviour😂This cat could be my cats twin

[u/_Bren10_ → u/sybiriya]

[u/Appropriate_Ad8053]

The rule is supposed to be, if a cat's head fits through the rest will too....

[u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 → u/Appropriate_Ad8053]

Assuming their belly doesn't stand by the rules

[u/ophmaster_reed → u/Appropriate_Ad8053]

He's been bamboozled

[u/Lisa_o1 → u/Appropriate_Ad8053]

Me too!

[u/LokianEule → u/Appropriate_Ad8053]

Does that mean the cat is overweight?

[u/Karpaltunnel83 → u/LokianEule]

Yes

[u/TheRealMasterTyvokka → u/[deleted]]

Not in that order though. Don't want him getting out.

[u/Verypa → u/TheRealMasterTyvokka]

what did bro say to get removed by the mods?

[u/TheRealMasterTyvokka → u/Verypa]

Probably for breaking rule 1.

[u/CaptainHunt → u/[deleted]]

He will find a way to squeeze through the gap, OP was lucky he didn’t this time

[u/AndiArbyte → u/CaptainHunt]

it purrfectly show the stupidness of them cats. That fella would've rocketet off there ^^ No chance of return..

[u/Lisa_o1 → u/CaptainHunt]

My moneys on the cat!

[u/Organic_Ad_2520 → u/[deleted]]

He could always jump up! Lol His tail/rear looks like raccoons that try to go in under my garage door!

[u/Even-Shelter1452]

betrayed by his chonk

[u/bbyxmadi]

he’s too fat😭

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

A classic example of "I meant to do that." Or, in this case, not do that.

[u/fckingnapkin → u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

You weren't meant to see that

[u/Secret_Priority_9353]

oh lawd he coming

[u/JustaBroomstick → u/Secret_Priority_9353]

But he sure aint going

[u/hashemi1711]

I have a similar cat. His name is Khapal, which means something like fatso in Persian.

[u/Outrageous-Quote2997]

Adorable and shameful, do not try to run little man! Anyone else notice his tail is so short?

[u/Different-Pin5223 → u/Outrageous-Quote2997]

I did, maybe manx genes somewhere?

EDIT: actually I think it was a sort of illusion, it looks normal when he goes back in

[u/Outrageous-Quote2997 → u/Different-Pin5223]

Idk, maybe my cats just have long ass tails, but it looks like it’s like half his body length or less (excluding his head/neck). Super cute! Love him

[u/PenguinsPrincess78]

Dammit you caught me!!!

[u/extrastupidone]

I've been there, kitty

[u/Different-Pin5223]

That was a joke, haha, fat chance

[u/HauntingRefuse6891]

“Did you see that?! A thinner cat could totally fit through that gap and escape. Madness .. anyway what’s for lunch.”

[u/phampyk]

He got fat shamed by that wall

[u/DaysOfWhineAndToeses]

Chunky-monkey jail-break attempt: I give him an "A" for effort and a "D-" for execution.

[u/qathran]

🎷📯🎷📯🎺YOUNG man

[u/Pristine_Serve5979]

He’s embarrassed he was too fat to get through.

[u/befuddled_humbug]

Well that was embarrassing...

[u/Lisa_o1]

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cat try to squeeze through an area and not make it!

[u/PatientPie5429]

He is so ashamed. My baby refuse to do eye contact whenever he misses a landing

[u/jade888cheung → u/PatientPie5429]

Same with our bigger one! It's so obvious when they're embarrassed, I don't think I've seen it in other animals…its a cat thing!

[u/mistressoftheweave]

Ahaha I love him ❤️

[u/venomkold822]

looks like my fatty

[u/B-BoyStance]

Young man, get the fuck in the house

[u/fkingprinter]

My fat cat literally pulled this stunt a few times. He used to do it when he was a kitten, for some reason he still thinks he can fit through

[u/AllDogsGoToReddit]

Oh no, little tubby boy

[u/Lisa_o1]

He’s a beauty!

[u/tween_00]

Hahahahhahahahhahah chubby bunny 😂

[u/Aggravating_Fish_513]

My cat does the same thing to the railing for my stairs💀

[u/ProxyGOAT89]

Chonkyyy beautyy

[u/tleydecker6670]

So super cute.

[u/SIDSCat]

Poor baby......diet time lol

[u/Lia_aurum]

Adorable

[u/Anyax02]

Hahaha ass too phat must diet to have a chance of escaping

[u/Happy_TMH2009]

[u/CocoaDarkChocolatee]

Haha jokes on you hooman~

(damn u fat belly!)

[u/goodaimclub]

Is this a thing with Tabbys? So goddamn naughty.

[u/DataSurging]

I love silly cats so much. I have one and she's sooooooo dumb. She loves to get chased. Like she'll run up, puff up and then run a little bit before turning around and looking at me. lmao silly cats ARE THE BEST.

[u/TJWhiteStar]

And this is why my boy is on a calorie controlled meal plan. He's 90% Floof and 1000% equal parts idiot and chaos 😂

He also has a fascination with standing or sitting on boxes of Warhammer figures! 😂 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/Void-Tabby]

There was an attempt 😄

[u/cantcumwithoutpicard]

cats are liquid except for your fat puss

[u/SimonpetOG]

Plump sort ahead! 😆

[u/Potential-Shoulder43]

YEAH, RIGHT!!! MOL

[u/MakzAmigo]

😳🤭😂😭

[u/_space_pumpkin_]

Why is it always tabbies that seem to be overweight? Is there some science to this?

[u/BT7274_best_robot → u/_space_pumpkin_]

It's not just tabbies its a lot of cats. It's common for people to overfeed their cats (often out of 'love') and spayed/fixed cats will often put on weight easier as it lowers their desires to be as active, so they become lazier.

[u/_space_pumpkin_ → u/BT7274_best_robot]

Every tabby I have ever met has been overweight. I have a neutered tuxie and it's like he never has the weight stick and he's strictly indoors.

I meant it more as a "not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache" type thing. Terrible analogy, but that's the one I thought of first. So yeah not every cat is overweight, but every tabby seems overweight. Genuinely curious if any genetics from that coat played into it.

[u/soon-to-be-dele → u/_space_pumpkin_]

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a genetics thing. My tabby isn’t overweight (anymore since we put him on a diet), but he has the BIGGEST flabbiest primordial pouch I’ve ever seen on a cat. His brother was slimmer but he also had a sizeable pouch.

[u/stormyw23 → u/soon-to-be-dele]

Its not a tabby thing

[u/_space_pumpkin_ → u/soon-to-be-dele]

It may be the pouch I noticed all the time. They do seem to have the saggiest fanny pack.

[u/stormyw23 → u/_space_pumpkin_]

My cats have always been ideal. Its just that Tabby's are common second to orange being fat

[u/cheesybiscuits912 → u/_space_pumpkin_]

Interesting cause I have a tiny tiny tabby girl.... we don't know how old she is, rescued her in 2020 and assumed she was under a year old but she's never grown. She's perfectly healthy, spayed right after I got her, never got chonky or lost her playful kitten phase. She literally still looks like a older kitten and vet just assumes she was the runt. Thinking back though even unspayed tabbys I've met were all chonks lol

[u/aljones753000 → u/cheesybiscuits912]

I have a mini tabby girl too, she’s only 6lbs. Her brother is neutered and he’s definitely not fat either but he’s very fussy.

[u/stormyw23]

[u/2uirky-Grandma]

And that disproves the “a cat can go anywhere their head will fit.”