r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • Dec 17 '24

Is he just stupid?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

“I can’t help but rape women so why would any other man?” - DJT

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u/Last_Cod_998 Dec 17 '24

But because he is rich and famous he has implied consent. That's the difference.

Elect a rapist expect rape to increase.

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u/todd-e-bowl Dec 18 '24

Not in Texas though! Greg Abbott has eliminated all rape in Texas!! So they won't need a rape exception to their abortion law! Genius! /s

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u/Last_Cod_998 Dec 18 '24

Just like Trump will eliminate taxes on overtime pay, by elimination of overtime pay.

With Trump it's always a monkey paw deal.

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u/EviePop2001 Dec 18 '24

Get rid of inflation on gas prices but they are replaced with oil tariff prices

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u/Proud_Doughnut_5422 Dec 19 '24

And taxpayer funded subsidies.

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u/abousono Dec 18 '24

From what I know about Trump, that monkey paw is probably tiny.

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u/grinning_imp Dec 18 '24

I know you are obviously being sarcastic but for reference, Fort Hood and Fort Bliss (both Texas) are the top 2 US military bases for most sexual assaults.

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog Dec 18 '24

What a surprise.

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u/Karmasmatik Dec 18 '24

It's not exactly sarcasm, Greg Abbott actually said that when pressed by reporters about a rape exception to the abortion ban. Just another day in the post-satire age.

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u/LdyVder Dec 18 '24

As much bad that comes out of Fort Hood, that base needs to go.

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u/mercurio147 Dec 18 '24

Along with everyone in a position of leadership there and most of the men still in it apparently.

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u/NohWan3104 Dec 18 '24

we're not referring to such events as sexual assaults anymore.

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u/EviePop2001 Dec 18 '24

Trump committed sexual assault i think

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u/Last_Cod_998 Dec 18 '24

At least he didn't scream like Dean did.

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u/FossilisedHypercube Dec 17 '24

He seems to think that men are like him. He is not at all like a man

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

I know I never squeal like the pig he is.

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u/vxicepickxv Dec 17 '24

He's not smart enough to be a pig.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

I know. I insulted pigs.

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u/taintsacrifice Dec 18 '24

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/XShadowborneX Dec 18 '24

I love pigs! Don't insult them like that!

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u/TheDamnedScribe Dec 17 '24

For a start, he is not a man. He is excrement.

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u/Top_Owl3508 Dec 17 '24

he's very much like a man. men have committed unfathomable atrocities throughout history, and still are to this day. only humans are capable of such evil.

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u/Perscitus0 Dec 17 '24

He's only very much like a specific subset of man only. The kind that has no respect for others, or of nature. That kind of brutal disregard is regrettably all too common, but is far from being representative of "man".

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u/Kerberos1566 Dec 18 '24

I'd tend to listen to the man on this one. If there is one thing, besides maybe bankrupting businesses, that Trump is an expert in, it's rape. They say it takes 10,000 hours to truly master something and Trump has mastered rape despite being a two pump chump.

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u/Mass-Chaos Dec 17 '24

Exactly. Consider the source and the sources circle. Of course he thinks rape is a natural part of being a man

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u/rockness_monster Dec 17 '24

We don’t see the world as it is, we see it as we are Anaïs Nin

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u/Phill_Cyberman Dec 19 '24

I mean, yeah, Trump is a rapist, but a ridiculous number of women in the military are sexually assaulted and raped by men.

Trump being a rapist doesn't change that.