r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • Dec 17 '24

Is he just stupid?

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u/tolandthemad Dec 17 '24

I don’t wanna brag but as a man I’ve somehow been able to go my whole life without raping anyone.

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u/kittykalista Dec 17 '24

On behalf of women everywhere, I’d like to extend our heartfelt appreciation.

Please stop by our office sometime tomorrow so we can add your photo to the wall and present you with a commemorative sash.

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u/makinSportofMe Dec 17 '24

A sash is kinda overstated, could I get a smallish ribbon or maybe a laple pin?

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u/kittykalista Dec 17 '24

I think we have some “not a rapist” vinyl stickers around here somewhere, if that’s more your speed.

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u/ZealousidealAd4383 Dec 17 '24

Fucking hell that made me giggle.

I immediately saw some very wholesome but confused chap.

“I don’t understand; nobody seems to want to sit with me at lunch or get in the lift with me. No, I think the sash and the lapel pin are very clear - it must be something else.”

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u/OperaStarr Dec 18 '24

“Everyone keeps asking a lot of questions about my ‘not a rapist’ sash that are already answered by my ‘not a rapist’ sash”

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u/NohWan3104 Dec 18 '24

honestly such a thing probably does work to your disadvantage, because until you brought it up, it wasn't a question getting thought actively too much.

the sash doens't necessarily answer it correctly, either.

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u/Ownerjfa Dec 18 '24

II love those stickers. I have the 60 year "I did not rape someone" sticker on my refrigerator. My wife is so proud!