r/clevercomebacks • u/Same_Investigator_46 • Dec 17 '24

Is he just stupid?

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u/tolandthemad Dec 17 '24

I don’t wanna brag but as a man I’ve somehow been able to go my whole life without raping anyone.

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u/bittlelum Dec 17 '24

I've raped all the people I ever wanted. All zero of them.

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u/J_Corky Dec 17 '24

I'm witchu guys, Every time I get the urge to rape a woman, I don't get the urge to rape a woman.

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u/MushroomTea222 Dec 18 '24

Every time I get even the slightest unsavory desire, I just masturbate and it goes away 🤷‍♂️

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u/culturedgoat Dec 18 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

Same.

I’m no longer welcome at Tim Hortons, but virtue comes at a price!

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u/Ok-Elk-6087 Dec 18 '24

Thanks for commenting what I was thinking.

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u/ApatheticProgressive Dec 18 '24

Uh, that’s demented. Not even a little bit funny.