r/clevercomebacks Dec 17 '24

Is he just stupid?

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u/Conatus80 Dec 17 '24

I imagine they’d say you’re probably gay.

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u/Old-Bat-7384 Dec 17 '24

"Fellas, is it gay to not rape a woman?"

Brought to you by the same men who posit that being with a woman is also gay, somehow.

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u/xepci0 Dec 18 '24

Women like dick and that's hella gay. Luckily I never forgot to say "no homo" before banging a girl so I'm in the clear.

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u/Conatus80 Dec 18 '24

I’m a lesbian. I’m no longer sure if I’m a gay man or a lesbian or straight