r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

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u/IrascibleOcelot 2d ago

“If they called them Sad Meals, no one would buy them!”

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u/myEVILi 2d ago

“If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared; why’d they make a song about it?”

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u/funLover98311 2d ago

I literally thought it was “jimmy crapped corn and no one cared”

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u/JamesTrickington303 2d ago

I think Jimmy cracked the corn off the cob as the first step in distilling moonshine, and the singer isn’t going to snitch.