r/comics • u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding • 1d ago

I Love Your Eyes

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u/chagin 1d ago

If at least he had floating eyes hovering out of his face, she could just grab them

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

Don’t give her any ideas

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u/chagin 1d ago

You're right. Also, that would be some other guys thing

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

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u/seasix732 1d ago

you mean... Don't give her any eye dears

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u/DBSeamZ 1d ago

You might say in that case, that she was the lady who caught his eye.

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u/WearWhatWhere 1d ago

That's a different guy's thing.

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u/CGCutter379 1d ago

It wouldn't work anyway if she had more than two kids.

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u/MrNornin 1d ago

I have special eyes.

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u/stabbyclaus GnarlyVic 1d ago

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 12h ago

Bro said:

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u/SubterrelProspector 19h ago

Jerk Commander Shepard returns!

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u/Piotre1345 1d ago

Look! Look with your special eyes!

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u/deewaR 1d ago

MY BRAND

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u/Zykersheep 1d ago

I have... THE CINDER EYES

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u/Artarara 21h ago

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

in celebration of my new comic dropping please stand by for choreography and merriment

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u/lipenick 1d ago

never gonna skip a Milkshake shake

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

Also follow me on insta https://www.instagram.com/mygumsarebleeding/ comics available upon request

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u/notsam57 1d ago

damn, i can’t wait for the season to finish so i can binge watch it.

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u/CaesarOrgasmus 1d ago

Then boy have I got news for you

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u/s_ox 1d ago

Forgive him. He was severed.

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u/jtr99 19h ago

Maybe dude lives in the Oort Cloud?

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 1d ago

You better take a couple days off work/school because last episode of this season is already released.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

It ended 2 weeks ago. Stop torturing yourself.

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u/gh0sti 1d ago

I wanted a waffle party. This sucks!

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u/SarcasticBench 1d ago

Please try to enjoy each comic equally, and not show preference for any over the others

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 1d ago

Love the dancing

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u/SpiralSpoons 1d ago

Standing by

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

Based on a meme by memecentral205 on instagram

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u/flashthorOG 1d ago

You should give children eyes

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u/TenaciousJP 1d ago

I can't be the only one that thought of this line from the original Hot Shots movie

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u/QuePexCalamaro 1d ago

Out of all the billions of people on earth, you're definitely the only one that thought of this.

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u/ADD_OCD 1d ago

First thing that came to my mind lol

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u/Tryknj99 1d ago

Makes me think of Yellowjackets

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u/idkidkmaybe 1d ago

So inconsiderate of her. What are they gonna use them for anyway, potions?

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

Fucking witches, man

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u/ndation 1d ago

How do you fck witches with eyeballs?

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

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u/Bambi_1996 1d ago

Well, in my experience the vast majority of witches have eyeballs so the usual way I guess- it depends what they like.

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u/WearWhatWhere 1d ago

Yeah, I'm glad he knows how to set boundaries, and stand by them.

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u/ChipRockets 1d ago

Don’t give them your eyes, Miles! You need your eyes.

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

I use them to make comics

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u/ChipRockets 1d ago

I will fight any kid, between the ages of 0-7, that tries to take your eyes.

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

Thank god, I could use some back up

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u/Famous_Peach9387 1d ago

And I'll fight any kid above the age of 18.

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u/insef4ce 1d ago

That's what hands are for, silly.

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u/bfloblizzard 1d ago

Gomez: He has my father's eyes.

Morticia: Gomez, Take those out of his mouth.

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u/Potential_Camel8736 1d ago

this shouldnt be this funny

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u/HG_Shurtugal 1d ago

Very possessive of her. She wants her kids to have his eyes.

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 1d ago

S(he)be(lie)ved

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u/MtNowhere 1d ago

The eyes: . .

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u/neurodivergent-duck 1d ago

Doesn't she know it's rude to try to give away things that don't belong to her?

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 1d ago

Having boundries is important, and not taking your eyes is a good boundry

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u/crap_ran_out 1d ago

And those are the individuals you don't reproduce with

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u/Ghost_In_Waiting 1d ago

(Wicked laughter) "Too late, little man. If you'd paid attention in college instead of partying all the time you would have learned epithelial cells contain complete diploid DNA. The moment I took hold of your hands you transferred all the information I'll need to build your eyes for my children. Then, once my children have your eyes, I'll create millions and sell them across the world. No one says no to my babies. No. One."

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u/Fitzriy 1d ago

You only drew 3 frames, didn't you?

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u/spaghettihax763 1d ago

Nah, background's different, clearly entirely independent panels

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u/notsam57 1d ago

ok, but what about just 1 eye?

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u/moya036 10h ago

A show of compromise

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u/EbonyBetty 19h ago

She holds up an ice cream scoop

“Too bad, buddy. Hand ‘em over.”

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u/plg94 1d ago

The dots on the outlines of their shirts totally look like they both got extra eyes on their wrists and shoulders (panel 1&4), like in one of those "biblically accurate angels".

Can't their kids just have those?

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u/spaghettihax763 1d ago

Those are spares, never know when some crazy person will try taking your eyes & giving them to their kids

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u/KindlyContribution54 1d ago

Ok fine but they are going to be SO disappointed. Selfish.

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u/SaltyArchea 1d ago

Just rephrased Moss’ “my glasses are not tor sale”

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u/GameboiGX 1d ago

But they all have dot eyes

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u/blighander 1d ago

Setting boundaries is important in a relationship.

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u/tupe12 1d ago

Just take the dots from their clothes, those are basically identical to eyes

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u/thecountnotthesaint 1d ago

My kids have my father's hair and nose. Which is terrifying, considering he died before they were born... and was cremated.

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u/Fhugem 1d ago

Have you ever realized how possessive people can be over their eyes? It's like wanting to claim ownership of someone's unique perspective.

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u/dratinl 1d ago

Haha nice. This means a lot to me because I have eyes.

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u/working_lurker 1d ago

GRANT US EYES

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u/itsfoine 1d ago

As someone who is about to have a baby this made me laugh so much

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u/seasix732 1d ago

It's so stupid it's funny :)

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u/OhaiyoPunpun 1d ago

An eye for an eye, makes the father blind

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u/SonarioMG 1d ago

If I had a kid and they needed my eyes I'd gladly give em up.

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u/EagleOfMay 1d ago

"All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable; I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes" -- Jonathan Coulton

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u/XanderTheMander 1d ago

Now he will need to sleep with one eye open

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u/TheSwitchBlade 1d ago

This shit has me cracking up

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u/Smorelacks 1d ago

Red flag

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u/hardypart 1d ago

Does anybody remember Hot Shots?

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u/DrNick2012 1d ago

To hell with your spoiled kids, I need those eyes!

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u/CatMDV 1d ago

The dad jokes started early I see.

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u/Ellacod 1d ago

I love it.

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u/polarjunkie 1d ago

autistic chuckles

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u/Amity423 1d ago

The typical density of a shonen anime protagonist

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u/Hamphalamph 1d ago

Man I love this art style, hilarious little faces on a regular head.

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u/NayantaraPraveen 1d ago

Uchiha clan shenanigans

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u/jakeordie 1d ago

he's afraid of commitment :/

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u/BuddyVisual4506 1d ago

You hope this is a dealbreaker for both of them.

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u/TimSPC 1d ago

Honestly, if he's that stupid, she should leave him.

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u/Apprehensive_Step394 23h ago

god forbid they get his jawline

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u/PalDreamer 22h ago

Technically they both don't have eyes, those are just holes

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u/The_Hidden_DM 21h ago

You better do what she says before she takes something you can't live without, like your "brains" or your "loving heart".

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u/Alert_Letterhead_119 21h ago

Average conversation in an Uchiha household

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u/Ambitious_Hold_5435 21h ago

"Oh look, Gomez, he has your father's eyes!"

"So he does, Tish! Here, old boy.....give 'em back."

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u/opalitemushroom 21h ago

this turned out so good😍😍

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u/joper333 20h ago

Why is she thinking about japan

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u/Tomato_Soupe 19h ago

Your kids need the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, any good parent would want that for their kids

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u/darla_dear 16h ago

now these are the comics i want to see

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u/Broad_Collection1314 13h ago

People always say that they want children, but apparently everything changes when children want to have them🙄 Like, double standards much?😒

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u/Distinct_Pangolin164 10h ago

YOU CANT SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLO BRANDON’S EYES!!!!!!!?

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u/BTW-IMVEGAN 1d ago

/#autism-awareness

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u/Gracie_Liam237 1d ago

wait what? I see dot (.) not eyes Lol