r/cringepics 2d ago

Trump: “For $5M, this card can be yours”

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u/Administrated 2d ago

The one thing I want to ask him is who gets the $5M and what’s his cut?

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u/Rufus_L 2d ago

2.5M$ to Trump, 2 499 999$ to Elon and 1$ to the couchfucker.

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u/Melech333 2d ago edited 2d ago

The US generally requires the minimum investment into the economy as one of the ways a person can be "sponsored" for residency -> citizenship.

Last time I had extensive experience with US immigration (under the INS, pre-DHS), there were 4 ways to be sponsored:

  1. By a spouse (shorter waiting list, priority if limited #'s allowed in from your country)
  2. By a close relative (parent, child, sibling) - longer waiting list, or not at all if your country has a low number of people allowed to apply annually
  3. By an employer
  4. By yourself if you had documentation proving at least $1 million invested in economy (owning a company of that value would do it)

The sponsorship agreement was a contract with the government that said if that person receives government benefits (food stamps / EBT, housing assistance, Medicaid, anything at all) within the next TEN YEARS, the government would win a lawsuit / get a government judgment against the sponsoring person or business to repay it in full.

It looks to me like Trump is just trying to increase the threshold to $5 million and slap a "golden card" name to it all.

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u/impy695 1d ago

So he probably gets $4 million, and the government gets $1 million.

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u/Juco_Dropout 1d ago

Trump is trying to “Build the wall.”

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u/Pilgrim_of_Reddit 1d ago

This is not normal government.  There has been a coup.  Note that courts have absolutely no effect anymore. Trump and Musk ignore them.  Note that representatives from both  houses have a job to do anymore.  You could get rid of them all - not that many of the representatives did anything other than take bribes anyway.

Any money will be going to Trump and to Musk.

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u/Melech333 1d ago

Hey I'm definitely not defending anything Trump/Elon/MAGA are doing. I was just sharing knowledge I had gained from bringing my spouse through the immigration system many years ago. It was awful and I believe things could have been improved. Sadly they're being made far worse.

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u/YoungDiscord 2d ago

People migrating illegaly but working in the states: get the fuck out

People who don't give a shit about the country but offer a pile of cash:

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u/mf-TOM-HANK 2d ago

Amerika is cooked

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u/ofwgkta301 18h ago

Amerikkka

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u/N4TETHAGR8 2d ago

What is this card even supposed to do? I don’t get it…

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u/TheRopeWalk 2d ago

Allows you to live and work and do business inside the USA. It’s just like a greencard except this one can be bought

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u/lorefolk 2d ago

Yes, it's a "get out of jail free" card for immigrants. And as is ever, likely has no legal basis.

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u/bubushkinator 2d ago

I mean, it just replaces the EB5 visa which was just an $800k domestic investment where you got the majority back

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u/ijustneedaccess 2d ago

It's not the same though. The EB-5 program is paid as an investment into a company that creates at least 10 new full time jobs. The Gold Card program is just paid to the federal government and as of now, there is no requirement that any new jobs are created.

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u/sh_ip_ro_ospf 1d ago

Do you know the money goes to the federal government? I haven't seen proof of where the money goes for the card - I assumed he'd be pocketing it similar to his crypto

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u/drewster23 2d ago

It's the same result to the person spending the money.

Other countries have similar pay for visa schemes.

Basically p2w irl.

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u/bubushkinator 1d ago

Not exactly - the previous way was riddled with fraud and was mostly a pay to enter with minimal jobs being created and the investments were forced in manufacturing on spec (with mostly illegal workers) with a lower expected return

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u/bubushkinator 2d ago

It is just a more expensive EB5 visa

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u/Melech333 2d ago

And while I despise Elonald and what MAGA is doing to this country, annnnd while it's disgraceful how Trump "peddles" all kinds of "golden" crap and calls this a "gold card,"... to be otherwise fair, this not only replaces the previous US EB5 visa, but is also a common practice around the world. Many other countries offer citizenship pathways based upon providing proof of investing a certain minimum amount into the country's economy. Amounts and rules vary... but the practice is widespread from the US and Canada to countries across the Pond as well.

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u/drewster23 2d ago

Canada has no "gold visa" access.

And minimum investment into the economy and giving the government a stack of cash are also not the same thing.

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u/Melech333 1d ago

Canada has various programs. It's common in many "first world" countries, though rules about what qualifies, minimum amounts, and other stipulations vary from country to country and program to program.

The US' program has up until now required the investment into the economy if that's the route of sponsorship being used, plus a mountain of large fees that are paid directly to the US government over a period of years. Every form that is filed requires hundreds, sometimes over a thousand dollars, for example, and they all add up to spending well over 10 grand any way you slice it. Even with a spouse that's a citizen, even if you're a poor E-2 active duty service member in the armed forces. If you don't make enough to qualify to sign the sponsorship agreement, and if you don't have the money to pay the fees to file, you just can't.

I don't know the specifics about what Trump is intending. If he's not just raising the investment threshold to $5 million but is actually instituting a new $5 million fee, that is entirely different BS, yes.

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u/drewster23 1d ago

Canada has various programs

Which are all majorly different than the pay for visa "gold" that are more common in other countries.

I don't know the specifics about what Trump is intending. If he's not just raising the investment threshold to $5 million but is actually instituting a new $5 million fee, that is entirely different BS, yes.

But yeah this is the crux of the issue, is it just an increase on min investment or is it a "give me the money here's your visa ty come again" instead.

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u/TiresOnFire 1d ago

And I bet it has 0 legal power. Like a novelty 100 Bitcoin dollar bill.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 2d ago

You can buy membership to the U.S.

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u/bubushkinator 2d ago

You could buy US Green Card since 1990 with the introduction of the EB5

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u/wompuskat3000 1d ago

Let any Russian spy of Putin's choosing to simply snoop around the countryside with no surveillance.

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u/Executioneer 7h ago

It is a golden Visa, Google it. Many countries have it, even in the EU.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago

Ofc he has an unironic Bat Credit Card. Christ.

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u/ReallyBrainDead 2d ago

Batshit Credit Card. Never wreck the world's economy without it!

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u/bartman2326 2d ago

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?

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u/countd0wns 2d ago

Your president is the equivalent of Jim Bakker. Congrats?

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u/graphixRbad 2d ago

Only fits in a billfold 🤣

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u/phome83 2d ago

Money laundering goes brrrr

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u/ArchdukeFerdie 2d ago

Is that his mugshot on there?

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u/royalpro 2d ago

Of course it has his picture on it.

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u/jekstarr 1d ago

Absolutely zero mention on the Conservative subreddit about how ridiculously silly and childish this card, which literally says “The Trump Card” on it, looks

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u/thedrizzle126 1d ago

How was a citizen able to buy an immigration status? He's such a fucking liar.

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u/Derp_duckins 1d ago

"What do you mean people don't want to come be a citizen of a country that I tanked its economy into the ground?"

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u/morewineformeplease 2d ago

Wait a while. 5milli might only get you that or a used prius. Would still rather buy the car.

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u/EndStorm 1d ago

You'd have to be from some kind of shithole to want to move to that shithole.

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u/Easy101 1d ago

How can you not absolutely despise this creature

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u/Scoo 1d ago

Trump is never more relaxed and confident than when he’s pitching something. I think he ran again strictly to settle scores, because he sure as hell isn’t interested in governing.

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u/spacemcdonalds 2d ago

Can we ban Trump and Musk posts? This used to be about awkward txt message screenshots or nutty dating app convos. This shit is just boring now we get that American politics sucks I don't need to keep getting reminded 

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u/the_jungle_awaits 2d ago

Meme potential.

NGL kinda funny.