r/engrish • u/AmericanPanascope • 2d ago

So you really wanted it?

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u/ironwillster 1d ago

you had me at "ass 12 hours a day"

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u/SwornBiter 1d ago

This is sort of like what Americans do with Chinese characters just because they like the look of them.

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u/AmericanPanascope 1d ago

Exactly, in Japan this is known as "kazari eigo" (meaning "decorative English").

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u/Shuttle_Door_Gunner 1d ago

This might be the most engrish thing I've ever seen. Wow.

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u/Studly_54 1d ago

This might warrant a post on r/ihadastroke !

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u/EstherClemmens 1d ago

I had a stroke trying to read this.

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u/ElectriHolstein 1d ago

12 hours of ass? That taint even funny!

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u/originalbrowncoat 1d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/ElectriHolstein 1d ago

*weak and squishy 🤷🏻

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u/chameleon_123_777 1d ago

Translate it into English and put it on a T-shirt? No problem. My English is perfect.

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u/cybermusicman 1d ago

When we’co complain here. I Al Ways do my friend, I al Ways do.

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u/Oldy_VonMoldy 2d ago

I need more ass than that

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u/SteampunkRobin 1d ago

“English? Sure boss I can translate that for you!”

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u/cnorahs 2d ago

Sounds like a quote from a Jack Nicholson character with early-onset dementia

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u/TFFPrisoner 2d ago

Cans or you camange

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u/LEDlight45 1d ago

I still don't understand how producers end up writing pure gibberish on something in another language and assume that it's readable by someone who speaks that language

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u/ElectriHolstein 1d ago

It was A LOT

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u/aggelikiwi 1d ago

Ass

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u/EstherClemmens 1d ago

That's the best part

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u/Quiet-Inspector9187 1d ago

12 hours of ass seems a bit excessive. There are other parts. I gots to have me some of that shin and forearm action.

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u/luiggel 18h ago

the word "ameixe" is similar to the Portuguese "ameixa" which means "plum" 🫐

and the word "dievagn" kinda looks like the word "divagate"

also when I read that big word "alocioxilixeing" something, I first though of "alcoholism" for some unknown reason 😂

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u/T_J_Rain 16h ago

Looks like someone crossed a statistical translation engine with AI.

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u/FirstProphetofSophia 1d ago
  • Sylvester Stallone, wearing his new "live caption tee"

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u/randomTeets 1d ago

Every day, or just, y' know, once a week maybe?

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u/ZealousidealTop6884 17h ago

Apostrophe Squad off duty?

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u/heuristic_dystixtion 2d ago

Shopping on Khaosan road?

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u/ihateroomba 1d ago

Link?

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u/sam191817 1d ago

I'd buy the fuck out of this.

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u/AmericanPanascope 1d ago

Wish I knew. I've had this in a "funny" file on my computer for years.

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u/ihateroomba 1d ago

Thankfully I own:

A heat press, a vinyl cutter, and I know how to use Photoshop.

Who wants one?

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u/Pallliati 1d ago

Of course I want one that would be the craziest summer fit especially with a story behind it and the bet I have going on

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u/maelish 2d ago

Looks a lot like something you'd buy in Japan?