r/facepalm • u/CoolBDPhenom03 • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ You don’t say

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u/yuephoria 2d ago

"He said he long ago stopped himself before being further sucked into the adult film industry."

Choice words but too late, CBN! Only need to be sucked once.

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u/Own_Donut_2117 2d ago

https://cbn.com/news/us/ive-changed-my-life-corey-deangelis-breaks-silence-after-cancellation-attempt

why do all these men keep trying to suck my dick?

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u/bland_jalapeno 2d ago

Classic Onion:

https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/

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u/Own_Donut_2117 2d ago

Ty. I misremembered the headline. Possibly my most favorite Onion article

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u/apostrophe_misuse 2d ago

"Or the one that catered my wedding." Lol!

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u/Own_Donut_2117 2d ago

and where did he get those fantastic boots lol