No matter what you do, no matter what evidence there is, no matter what claims other people make, you will never face legal consequences for anything you do. Murder, theft, arson, fraud, it's all on the table for you now.

You can still be accused and put on trial, and people might still believe that you're guilty, but something will always happen to make sure you walk free. Maybe a key witness dies in a car crash before the trial. Maybe a fire breaks out and destroys the evidence that police collected.

Whatever happens, you'll be in the clear.

You are given the keys to a magic store. The items in it aren’t magical, but the store itself is. Anything you choose to stock it with will regenerate automatically. You have to buy the items outside the store and bring them in to add them to your stock.

Items regenerate over time based on value: it takes one minute per-retail-value dollar before the item will respawn on the shelf. Retail value is based on local prices outside of your store, not what you charge for the items.

You can choose to move an item to the “clearance section” if you wish to no longer spawn the item. Any items bought and placed in your inventory will be added to the spawned stock.

Items will not expire in your inventory. Every day the expiration date will refresh so that the item will continue to be fresh for customers.

You can’t add living things to your stock. Grocery items that are technically alive (such as yeast) are allowed, but animals and potted plants are not. You also can’t add money to your stock.

While you will still be responsible for taxes for anything you sell, no one will notice that you don’t continue to buy new stock. Items lost to theft will not respawn and will need to be repurchased to refill your stock.

What are you stocking your store with?

You can store up to 5 respecs

Your skill points are equivalent to hours of practice, so you might have 5000h worth of gaming and you can put all of that skill and knowledge to get better at something else at the cost of you getting way worse at gaming

Or you could apply it to any other skill

You can control, summon, and vaporise shit. Like actual shit. And when you summon it you can also convince the world someone else put the shit there. If you don’t want to, there’s no way for people too know that you put the shit there. You can also make stuff out of the shit and control its temperature. Don’t like a guy? Turn his coffee to boiling hot shit. Want to make other people boycott an evil company? Fill their factories with pure frozen shit.

Your brain suddenly has a software update that improves neuron efficiency, removes visual and auditory aphantasia (for those who have it) and grants wireless networking technology. Your brain now has the power to connect through wifi with other wireless devices.

When using your powers an interface will open with all the available networks you can connect to. You think of the one you want to connect and if it has a password you have to "say" it in your mind to connect. After that all the devices connected to the wifi can be accessed.

Say you make a mobile hostpot on your phone and connect to it, now you get to use your phone telepathically and all the apps or programs that are on there.

You see the phone display output in your mind, and are able to control it just by thinking about it.

You also have the power to have a Favorite Apps Manager Tab, where you can favorite an app like Chatgpt, Messenger for Phone, Minecraft or others for PC etc. for each individual device.

You can be first at anything you want. For example, you can be first person to ever beat Usaine Bolt in a race. You can be the first person out of 100 thousand people to buy a rare limited edition item. You can be the first person to invent perpetual motion. You can repeat being first at the same thing if you wanted to. If it is possible for you to be the first person to be the first in line or be the first in doing it, then you're guaranteed to be first.

Seen a very difficult but physically possible tutorial video? Yup, now you have the ability to perform said task. Never picked up a guitar but just watched a tutorial on playing god? Great, now you can play that one song only. Never picked up a tool before but you saw a video on how to make a desk? Awesome, you can replace that exact desk!

Caveat: Must be possible within physics and your mind and body’s physical limits

Has to be your actual hair. Sorry to those who are bald.

Everything you say will be accepted as pure truth.

You can heal anything you want, from a small-ish distance, say from across the street at most, but you'll feel a shift in the balance, luckily there's no "equivalent exchange" but the price must be paid all the same.
You give sight to a blind person, you'll have to find someone to give or worse their bad sight, revived an old man that had a hearth attack, someone else has to have an asthma attack.
It will never kill, as you'd have to heal multiple injuries and illnesses to stack the damage you need to give out, but that is your choice to make.
Also there isn't a time limit but you are incredible aware you played with how things are supposed to be, the feeling gets more intense with more times you heal without hurting.

Hypersanity Part(Toggable): You can become more aware of reality in a way that allows you to understand some but not all innerworkings of reality. For example, you have the ability to see what you are about to be supposed to do (what you were fated to do in the next 20-30 seconds) and are capable of processing the information without it inducing any type of madness. You also gain the ability to see the impact of changing a fated outcome from low-medium-high-extreme-(world-changing) level.

Free Will Part(Untoggable): Thanks to your newfound hypersanity and your ability to somewhat see fate, you are now able to change it. However I should warn you that changing fate can incur consequenses for you that are different then the ones I mentioned above. Gods(or conceptual beings) do keep tabs on the mortal world and while most do not look for long or look rarely, the gods of fate look constantly. Sometimes humans can change their fate if they have extrordinary wills but only one or twice. When that happens gods of fate see the change and modify their fate so that it somewhat aligns with their previous fate. Unlike them, you now have the power to change it constantly.

When you change fate, your hypersanity will lower to 10(30 if trained) seconds into the future but will show you more futures and will slowly rise back to 30 (If you train it can rise to 1 minute) when your fate has been redecided. Changing outcomes that are low impact will not arouse much suspicion but if you decide to do something extreme or world-changing, gods of all types will start watching you. If they do and they find out you are doing it on purpose(aka you are aware of the impact and that is why you are doing it), it is unlikely you will have a good rest of eternity. They are beings that protect fundamental parts of the universe and uphold a balance.

Even so, they do not know your powers because it comes from something greater them themselves and so if you have your wits about you, you are capable or even fooling them and having an incredible adventure.

You can cast spells using calories and your own body fat. Any spells from fiction. 100 calories is about 1 mana. I am too lazy to convert dnd style spells but let's say spell level × 10 equals mana or just about.

Edit: You can eat also eat anything. Any other requirements besides mana becomes a slight cooldown of half a minute.

5-8 calories per minute: You fast forward time by x10. Meaning 1 minute of exercise will allow you to skip 10 minutes of travel.

9-12 calories per minute: You fast forward time by x20. Meaning 1 minute of exercise will allow you to skip 20 minutes of travel.

13-16 calories per minute: You fast forward time by x30. Meaning 1 minute of exercise will allow you to skip 30 minutes of travel.

The moment you having actual intent to start exercising, a separate dimension forms around you where you have space to move around. This dimension can be created based on your desire.

A gigantic dimension of a river running path at night can be formed for you to jog. Or a gym. Nobody else will be in this dimension.

You can invite anybody within a 5 meter radius of you at the moment you start exercising to join you in this dimension. Those who join you don't need to have the desire to exercise.

Your body will not be affected by the accelerated time outside your dimension. Meaning 5 hours minutes passing in real time will not make you hungry or sleepy because so much time has passed.

You can allow sounds from outside the dimension or a giant screen showing what's going on.

After writing all this I realise this is basically just fast travel.

Your body no longer requires sleep to function, without any side effects whatsoever. You still have other body functions, such as eating and drinking, but you can stay awake for the rest of your life if you want to. If you close your eyes and try to sleep, you'll fall asleep, but you won't require said sleep.

100 years is the most you can send something back in time.

eighty to ninety dollars??? unspeakable greed.

Randomly thought of this post in my head and I tried to see if anyone else made it but couldn't find one.

Works on anything with a PH less than 7 (as expected) and on the drug called acid.

You wake up with the amazing ability to alter your form, you are essentially in control of your entire being, you can grow horns, a tail, get new arms, longer arms, gills, tune your eyes to certain spectrums of light, have the nose of a dog, turn into living water, organic titanium, etc etc. The catch is that no one else can see this features, want to reach something on the second floor? People see that thing falling into your hand or you spider climbing to get it.
Want to pass through a fence as smoke or under a door as a puddle? People will see you parkouring or lock picking to get inside. Even after all this feats you are still seen as a regular person, with skills and competencies to be expected of you and your style of life.

You can teleport to anywhere you want but you have to be holding a picture of the place you want to go to. However you'll also be time traveling to when the picture was taken. If you want to return to the present, make sure you have a picture of the present on you otherwise you'll be stuck in the past.

Yes, you can go to fictional worlds as well. Yes, you can learn spells and whatnot there. Yes, you can bring people and items back as long as you're touching them when you teleport. Yes, you can change the past if you want.