r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • Feb 25 '25

I like posts like this

5.2k Upvotes

73 comments

r/greentext • u/AsherFennec • Jan 02 '25

real and gay check out the new r/greentext twitter :)

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0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 2h ago

Anon should really get out more

1.8k Upvotes

88 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 9h ago

Brainwashing

3.1k Upvotes

98 comments

r/greentext • u/GodOfMegaDeath • 5h ago

Anon had a stroke, or several

314 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/phoenix277lol • 5h ago

anon can't comprehend stellantis

214 Upvotes

113 comments

r/greentext • u/Cyalacore • 1d ago

Bump and dump

7.7k Upvotes

183 comments

r/greentext • u/GOD_FUCKER420 • 51m ago

It's-a me, Mario!

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/secure_sea-7117 • 19h ago

Wholesome 4chan

1.8k Upvotes

55 comments

r/greentext • u/Dmitruly • 1h ago

Anons talks about Flash comic character capacities

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/MaidenlessRube • 9h ago

Rob Schneider Is...

192 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/soyifiedredditadmin • 19h ago

Radical solution

887 Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

PC Master Race Handheld Edition

9.8k Upvotes

309 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 21h ago

The emptiness machine

758 Upvotes

29 comments

r/greentext • u/Cyalacore • 1d ago

My legs are dangling off the edge

1.1k Upvotes

77 comments

r/greentext • u/DuncanHimself • 23h ago

Don’t we all do this?

588 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Megazord134 • 1d ago

Crazy Frog

858 Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

Value for your money

9.9k Upvotes

505 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 1d ago

The sun is a deadly laser.

3.0k Upvotes

43 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Tariff Man

4.9k Upvotes

260 comments

r/greentext • u/TroubledTill • 1d ago

Nintendo's biggest fumble

4.9k Upvotes

181 comments

r/greentext • u/packenjojo • 2d ago

Anon cares about the elders

9.3k Upvotes

274 comments

r/greentext • u/dazli69 • 2d ago

Anon can't believe this shit.

9.7k Upvotes

420 comments

r/greentext • u/packenjojo • 1d ago

Anon won't make it to djannah

1.8k Upvotes

111 comments

r/greentext • u/packenjojo • 1d ago

Average askreddit thread

1.3k Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/en_oo_robotti • 1d ago

The war of the moviegoers

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124 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/packenjojo • 2d ago

Frog wants his money

1.9k Upvotes

23 comments

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