r/howardstern • u/oceans_5000 • 1d ago

Flirty Booey

33 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/tpknight2 1d ago

You know what these pants are made of? Boyfriend material. Mmmhmm

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u/Icarus367 1d ago

Those must be astronaut pants...because her ass is out of this world.

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u/servoexb 1d ago

Smells better too

6

u/Comicus70 1d ago

Right turn Clyde.

4

u/Jurgis-Rudkis 1d ago

At first, I thought there was something in your eye, and then I realized it's your sparkle. Mmmmmm, hmmmmm

4

u/Icarus367 1d ago

Julia Roberts once almost got practically assaulted by an orangutan way back. Great apes are not to be trifled with. Chimpanzees are especially dangerous.

3

u/cake_piss_can 1d ago

It’s definitely not a good idea to smile or expose your teeth at them.

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u/hamhandsphil 1d ago

That’s hot.

1

u/Popular_Librarian_27 22m ago

"Sonny, can you get my teeth out of the radiator? My boyfriend, Bubbles, was orangutan fucking me and my teeth, fell right into the radiator! And I need them suckers....now I can't even chew and apple....or a dick!"

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 1d ago

Chimps are always literally ripping women's faces off. They can't take rejection.

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u/Icarus367 21h ago

One chimp owner was attacked by his own animal...in addition to other disfigurements, it also ripped his testicles off. 

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 21h ago

Holy shit, they need to just stop with the chimps.

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u/Wingnutz6995 1d ago

Was waiting for him to grab a titty

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u/Oldscratch73 1d ago

I’m like milk cause I’ll do your body goood.

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u/heyknauw 1d ago

one wrong move and he'll rip her face off.

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 1d ago

Sal would have something to say about her hair and then have to make an on-air apology.

2

u/ChildOfHale 1d ago

I miss you, man

2

u/2stinkynugget 21h ago

Flirty G.

2

u/ReditLovesFreeSpeech 19h ago

"Are you a monkey too? Cause you'd be my prime mate.

Gotta go, ma!"

2

u/reo_reborn How long SHOULD you wait for the 5 grand? 17h ago

I know this is a joke but this makes me so sad and angry.
This shouldn't be fucking allowed man, not in 2025.
Who the fuck would even pay for this?!
Gary shouldn't be used for just photo ops. He's a top producer ffs.