r/howardstern 1d ago

Flirty Booey

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u/Icarus367 1d ago

Julia Roberts once almost got practically assaulted by an orangutan way back. Great apes are not to be trifled with. Chimpanzees are especially dangerous.

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 1d ago

Chimps are always literally ripping women's faces off. They can't take rejection.

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u/Icarus367 1d ago

One chimp owner was attacked by his own animal...in addition to other disfigurements, it also ripped his testicles off. 

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u/UnSufficientHelp Stuttering John's Financial Show 1d ago

Holy shit, they need to just stop with the chimps.