r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/shiro_tanzanite • 14d ago

Crime Spree Criminal

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u/SweetxKiss 14d ago

I’m here to deliver your daily dose of SCREAM

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u/ParrotletPals Wise-quacker 14d ago

My little Gandalf is OBSESSED with pulling my earbuds out. He shakes them around, tosses them to the floor, then laughs. Maximum sentence needed for these birbs and their war crimes!

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u/MetaVulture 14d ago

Birdie are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay Birdie?

You've been struck by

You've been hit by

A seeb criminal!

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u/Raye_36 14d ago

SMOOOTH!