r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • 29d ago

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 29d ago

Why does this look functionally better than a normal chick?

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u/baton_268 29d ago

Why are chickens so funny?

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u/TheAnomalousPseudo 29d ago

To get to the other side

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u/suspicious-sauce 29d ago

Boom. Roasted.

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u/gahlol123 29d ago

Id rather it fried.

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u/Souta95 29d ago

Broasted, even

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u/ContemplativePebble 29d ago

Boiled

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u/murphguy1124 29d ago

Sous vide

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u/MaleAryaStarkNoHomo 29d ago

Medium well-done

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u/softXciano 29d ago

Raw

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u/Due-Beginning8863 29d ago

Grilled- wait did you just say fucking RAW?!?!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/thefirstviolinist 28d ago

I EAT MY CHICKENS SO RAW THEY ARE EGGS

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u/biosphere03 29d ago

PO-TAY-TOES

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u/Equivalent-Honey-659 28d ago

Hot damn! I forgot about the Broasted chicken place between Red Wing and Ellsworth, they had The Best chicken lunch I’ve ever had.

Checked google maps it’s Hager Heights Drive In, but I haven’t been there in 20 years and I think it’s changed ownership: it was awesome back in the day, cheap enough for a college student on lunch break back then.

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u/One-Clock-6016 29d ago

More like roosted

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u/pokemon32666 29d ago

Spitroasted?

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u/floatingspacerocks 29d ago

Set it and forget it!

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u/DougieBuddha 29d ago

snare drums

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u/DonnyTheWalrus 29d ago

Did you know that that joke is a joke about chicken suicide? We have unwittingly taken a somewhat funny joke (other side as in heaven) and turned it into some antijoke thing. Blew my mind when I learned that.

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u/roflrogue 29d ago

Took me 30 years to realize that's a dark joke lol.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

How is this not even an answer to OP, let alone the top answer? Jesus christ reddit, what are we even doing here?

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u/Cynderelly 28d ago

Lmao I cackled

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u/CollegeOwn7014 29d ago

Becaaaause

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u/UserCannotBeVerified 29d ago

Because t-rex. This lil chick is basically a miniature t-rex with shit teeth

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u/fireofice7 28d ago

This is so randomly aggressive 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/Otherwise-Tune5413 29d ago

That's the answer.

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u/xtygj15 28d ago

I heard this 😂

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Will_Come_For_Food 29d ago

They’ve made a fool of everyone…

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u/Rk12989 29d ago

I went out to my backyard to ask for you and got this disapproving look.

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u/Will_Come_For_Food 29d ago

Because they’re jungle birds we mutated to make them easier to eat.

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u/May_of_Teck 28d ago

I love birds, but chickens make me uncomfortable.

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u/Apprehensive-Map7024 29d ago

Beeeeecauuuuuuse

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u/VealOfFortune 29d ago

U mean dinos 🦖

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u/liteHart 29d ago

BeCAUUUUSE

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u/HandsomMichael 29d ago

BecAAAAAAAAuse

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u/Rakna-Careilla 28d ago

Dino, but small.

They'd be terrifying if they were much bigger.