r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/Jray1806 17d ago

Kangaroos are just deer that did hard time in prison.

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u/Penna_23 17d ago

One motherfucking roid rabbit

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 17d ago

I always called them Velocirabbits, but that works too

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u/jaxonya 17d ago

No, we can go with velocirabbit

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u/pocketdare 17d ago

I third velocirabbit

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u/FeelingSoil39 17d ago

Yes velocirabbit. 100%. Just rewatched Dominion. It was worth it.

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u/Tachibana_13 17d ago

Velociroid rabbit

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 17d ago

Pugnax Elatere Lepus (Brawling springy hare)

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u/carbocalm 17d ago

velociroidbit

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 17d ago

Copyright that quick

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u/Sola_Bay 16d ago

Definitely remind me of rabbits more than deer

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u/ihaveanasianfetishh 16d ago

Jacked rabbit, some might say

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u/Curious_Associate904 16d ago

Wererabbits with a roid habit.

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u/MagicHarmony 16d ago

When a deer and a rabbit love each other very much. . .

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u/TearsOfTheOrphan 17d ago

That’s like RICO case muscle time.

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u/Lunatic_Dpali 17d ago

Well, thanks to National Geographic, we have a short documentary in regard of this amazing animal. Even their mating is extraordinary.

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u/discerningpervert 17d ago

That's one weird mating dance.

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u/hamletloveshoratio 17d ago

I watched the whole thing - very entertaining

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u/reddituser403 17d ago

I hate all of you

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 17d ago

That last one looked like the drunken Hasselhoff video with the burger.

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u/Ca62296 16d ago

With his package exposed for everyone to see 😂

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u/Huge_Forever3967 17d ago

Haha you bastard. Rick rolled.

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u/Archanir 17d ago

They just wanna tell us how they're feeling Gotta make us understand

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u/crazykentucky 17d ago

Wow. I think I’ve actually seen that before. Memory unlocked

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u/INfinity5402 17d ago

Ain’t no way

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u/DaJuice40 17d ago

Bruh this is the second time today

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u/General_Feeling8839 17d ago

Dude I needed that!

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u/YoungLittlePanda 17d ago

Rickroll shit was funny 20 years ago.

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u/TheUnknownJara 17d ago

Still is.

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u/Spare-Face-4240 17d ago

Rickroll shit was funny 20 years ago. It’s still funny today, but it was funny 20 years ago.

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u/Bad_Here 17d ago

And 20 years from now as well

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u/Slugwheat 17d ago

It’s still funny

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u/notahorseindisguise 17d ago

Excellent doc, thanks for sharing!

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u/Snoo93833 17d ago

God damnit

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u/Affectionate_Rain776 17d ago

Why did I get Rick rolled when I clicked the words a short documentary wtf🤣 im dying

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u/Attaraxxxia 17d ago

God fucking damn it thats like two times in two days. What is this, 2009?

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u/rugbyj 17d ago

RICO's roughnecks!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Can’t blame them for setting up shop around the corn plots. Charging other animals by the kernel. Got a family to feed. Only thing is , they got caught up when they tried flexing on Chief Littlehawk, Creator said “Sorry dear, yous can’t do that here, want another Mars? You know there’s more than enough for everybody, so now you Kangroos outta here with that behavior!” And this, is how the kangaroo was made.

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u/OnirosSomni 17d ago

HARD time. Not just like 6 months, these fucks hard af

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u/AJRimmer1971 16d ago

That's scary in itself, but then you realise how tall they can get.

I have seen Western Red Kangaroos in the wild, pushing at least 7ft tall. They have very little body fat, but can top the scales at over 150kg of solid muscle.

You don't want to get too close to those big boys. When they flex like that, it's generally for control of a female group. I promise you that they can kick you into the next postal/zip code, as seen by the juvenile roo with the punching bag.

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u/xBad_Wolfx 17d ago

Some more than others. Where I used to work up in Queensland had cute kangaroos. When I traveled the great ocean road I saw mobs of hundreds led by hard looking giant mofos.

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u/Redditmodsbpowertrip 17d ago

If you’re going to live in Australia you better be.  

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u/ButterscotchSkunk 17d ago

They need some prison tattoos to really finish off the look.

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u/Elegant-View9886 16d ago

You should watch them drown a dog, brutal…..

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u/itallsucks80 17d ago

Thug deer

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u/ForGrateJustice 17d ago

hard time in prison

We just call that Australia.

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u/HerkulezRokkafeller 17d ago

Australian Donkey Deer will fuck you up

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u/ZealousidealDeer4531 17d ago

They been boofiing creatine while in solitary.

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u/Antique-Ticket3951 17d ago

They never miss leg day

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u/Yvaelle 17d ago

Dudes can lift themselves on their third leg alone.

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u/WavyBalance 17d ago

Boofing is a two player game is it not?

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u/ZealousidealDeer4531 17d ago

Yeah , bros only got trex arms , the guards were in on the action for sure .

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u/Spirited_Peanut172 17d ago

Meth Camels 😆

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u/haveacupcakeluv 17d ago

I was gonna say they're like jacked deer!

*originally replied to the wrong comment lol

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u/HeartofyourDimentia 17d ago

To me they look more like jacked rabbits pun intended

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Well, Australia used to be a penal colony, so…

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u/anniedaledog 17d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Bad_Here 17d ago

Yes! Good chuckle 🤭 here!

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u/naishjustsaint 17d ago

Convict deer the uk sent to australia 😂😂 this is the outcome

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u/johnla 17d ago

I was thinking mouse with gianticism and on steroids.

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u/threeseed 17d ago

It's clearly natty. Do you even lift bro ?

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u/Wobbly_Wobbegong 17d ago

I’m so glad our deer in the us don’t have hands

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Buddy really said deer and not rabbits who would be way more similar

Idk where they from but I guess their deer have big assed ears and hop around everywhere they go

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u/FeelingSoil39 17d ago

Hands???! What fucking part of the US do you live in that those remind you of somebody’s HANDS??? (Wobbly says Freddy Kruger happens to live across the street from me)

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u/ColdCauliflour 17d ago

More like a mouse mixed with pitbull

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u/Mighty_Minions 17d ago

Yeah, they got jacked, learned to box, and now they hop away from their past.

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u/jluicifer 17d ago

Kangaroos are basically English deer that got sent to a penal colony in Australia…

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u/GrouchySkunk 17d ago

Waiting to see rabid/zombie kangaroos. Sounds like that's the way Australia would end.

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u/Toodlez 17d ago

There will be no white flag above my ass

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u/Due-Technology-1040 17d ago

Lmfao best comment ♥️

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u/BlazE7085 17d ago

Take a t rex's body..and slap a deer head on it.

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u/TheKingofTropico 17d ago

One of the few animals that really say it with their chest

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u/panteradelnorte 17d ago

Did 20 years in the can.

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u/puzzled91 17d ago

...not a peep"

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u/sdk005 17d ago

Rats*

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u/Warrior24110 17d ago

The final form of Noko-tan.

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u/Waramaug 17d ago

Or the love child of a deer who fucked a moose

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u/puzzled91 17d ago

Or the other way around.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

You landed on deer?

Not rabbits?

Who have similar ears, noses, and jump around everywhere?

You landed on deer?

Ok

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u/Jennyaph 17d ago

I always said they look like deer who do CrossFit (and talk about it to anyone that will listen)

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u/cyborg-fishDaddy 17d ago

Feels more like a jacked up rabbit

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u/lkodl 17d ago

Kangaroos are deer that were experimented on by aliens.

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u/hamburgersocks 17d ago

This is such a feel.

I love deer, they are adorable and demure and are capable of human affection and they like playing soccer and one time a buck came up and sniffed my face when I was sitting on my grandma's porch and of all the childhood memories I've blocked, I'm keeping that one forever. I want a deer friend so desperately... but I also love venison. At the same time, when I heard they ate kangaroos in upside down land I was like "BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE"

Still can't wrap my head around those conflicting thoughts. At least /r/DeerAreFuckingStupid

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u/SickRanchezIII 17d ago

Australia; a prison, always has been

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u/joeboticus 17d ago

"What would happen if we gave a deer claws and some fantastic hamstrings?"

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u/sweaty_wraps 17d ago

What kind of charges?

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u/puzzled91 17d ago

All of them.

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u/Spoon_Elemental 17d ago

Kangaroos are way too smart to be deer.

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u/TatarAmerican 17d ago

They look like donkeys who crossbred with humans when they stand up

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u/believeinkratos 17d ago

Don't drop the soap.

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u/SPANISH_8735 17d ago

Right look at those ninjas flexin'

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u/haywoodjabloughmee 17d ago

That American “influencer” should have followed up her ridiculous dumbness with the baby wombat by going after a baby kangaroo.

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u/Laundry_Hamper 17d ago

And their balls are in front of their dicks. How did nature do this

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u/FeelingSoil39 17d ago

What. How’d I miss this?

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u/Kevl17 17d ago

You grow up knowing kangaroos are weird, seeing them in books and cartoons. Pouches, bouncing like tiggers. Like they're an unusual animal.

But then you grow up, see videos like this and reading about their multivaginas, and you realise they're so much weirder than you ever thought.

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u/UbermachoGuy 17d ago

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u/Jray1806 17d ago

Flexin in the yard during rec hour.

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u/transandtrucks 17d ago

They are horse bunny deer. The tail balancing really ducks with me

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u/HeadcrabsAreScary 17d ago

Australia was a prison colony ig

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Loool

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 17d ago

prison Australia.

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u/LilCheese73 17d ago

I’d like to imagine that this is the offspring between a man and a deer or donkey

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u/wintercast 17d ago

years back, im driving down the road in Maryland USA and i see a dead deer on the side of the road and my brain said "aw poor roo".

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u/MindlessAd7767 17d ago

Or Jack Rabbits, I'd say Jack Rabbits.

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 17d ago

Say that shit again

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u/Malaghose 17d ago

Okay. This actually made me laugh. Good one.

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u/1HOTelcORALesSEX1 17d ago

Fucking brilliant 😂

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 17d ago

Kangaroos look very jacked and can indeed kill you...but there is nothing more metal than an australian mate.

https://youtu.be/FIRT7lf8byw?si=ZefjPquAh-eYPgE9

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u/Shahz1892 17d ago

They are strong

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u/Funguy3232 17d ago

For real

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u/android24601 17d ago

That slow turn had me a little shook

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u/markbroncco 17d ago

Yeah, kangaroos are no joke! Their claws can be nasty, but did you know they also can’t move backward? Their muscular tail acts like a fifth limb, helping them balance and even prop themselves up while kicking. Also, male kangaroos flex their biceps to impress females—basically the gym bros of the animal kingdom.

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u/cryptolyme 17d ago

So…Australia basically

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u/Xx_WAKE_xX 17d ago

That one behind the fence looked like he’s going to or is coming out of prison.

I’m also curious. Who would win a fight? A pro boxer or a kangaroo? 🥊🦘

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u/DiceStrikeREDDiT 17d ago

It is Australia afterall

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u/Over-Body-8323 17d ago

Harder than a woodpeckers nose

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u/AylmerIsRisen 17d ago

They are just like deer full stop, really.

Deer could fuck you up if they wanted to. They have big horns, and can get stroppy in mating season. But they are mostly interested in running away from you and leaving you alone. Just like Kangaroos.

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u/malikhacielo63 16d ago

What does that make the moose?

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u/VW1984 16d ago

or 5g creatine daily

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 15d ago

deers on steroids and crystal meth