r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/Jray1806 17d ago

Kangaroos are just deer that did hard time in prison.

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u/OnirosSomni 17d ago

HARD time. Not just like 6 months, these fucks hard af

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u/AJRimmer1971 16d ago

That's scary in itself, but then you realise how tall they can get.

I have seen Western Red Kangaroos in the wild, pushing at least 7ft tall. They have very little body fat, but can top the scales at over 150kg of solid muscle.

You don't want to get too close to those big boys. When they flex like that, it's generally for control of a female group. I promise you that they can kick you into the next postal/zip code, as seen by the juvenile roo with the punching bag.

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u/xBad_Wolfx 17d ago

Some more than others. Where I used to work up in Queensland had cute kangaroos. When I traveled the great ocean road I saw mobs of hundreds led by hard looking giant mofos.

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u/Redditmodsbpowertrip 17d ago

If you’re going to live in Australia you better be.  

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u/ButterscotchSkunk 17d ago

They need some prison tattoos to really finish off the look.

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u/Elegant-View9886 16d ago

You should watch them drown a dog, brutal…..