r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 17d ago

I think we should all just stick to the mindset that, “Every animal in Australia will kill you.” 

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u/FaxCelestis 17d ago

"...including the locals."

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u/wwaxwork 17d ago

Even the sheep.

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u/Wobbly_Wobbegong 17d ago

ESPECIALLY the sheep 🪓🐏

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u/magnumdong500 16d ago

If they don't kill us, then it's our koalas giving us Chlamydia.

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u/HowAManAimS 17d ago

I think you're probably safe around the possums.

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u/ReaperofFish 17d ago

Except Tasmanian tigers. :(