r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Super_Reading2048 17d ago edited 15d ago

Don’t you guys have salt water crocs, lots of venomous snakes, lots of venomous spiders and deadly jelly fish?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 17d ago

Yeah, but people steer clear of those. But they are drawn to the cute ones.

And the next thing you know your guts are falling out your stomach, your face is entirely chlamydia, and every orifice in your body is packed with cuboid blocks of shit.