r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/fattdoggo123 18d ago

Do you guys eat kangaroos? I saw some reddit post about kangaroo hamburgers, but I'm not sure if they were just joking.

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u/Murky_Macropod 18d ago

Yeah they’re hunted for population control and meat. Tastes like venison — healthy and lean. Cheaper than beef because they don’t need a farm.