r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/wannabe_pixie 17d ago

Koalas will fuck you up too

Wait, drop bears are real?

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u/Korasuka 17d ago

Hundreds of people die every year to them 😢 recent studies indicate they're even starting to evolve an immunity to the defense of Vegemite behind your ears.

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u/ddraig-au 17d ago

Oh fuck yes. They are really dangerous, and you just can't see them until they are clamped onto someone's head, ripping their brains out. At least the screaming doesn't last that long. But it feels like it is going forever.