r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Non-Current_Events 17d ago

I remember seeing a comment years ago on here from an Aussie on a post about how fucked up Australia was. I don’t remember the exact verbiage, but it was something like:

“I used to hate it as a kid when people would talk about how dangerous it was in Australia because of the wildlife. Then a kangaroo got into our school one day and beat the shit out of a couple of kids. I get it now.”