r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/safetypins22 17d ago

This and also change kangaroo to “deer” and aussies to “Texans”. Having a full grown big ass, antlered up buck coming at you when you’re walking your German shepherd (who is smaller than the deer) down the street is pretty unnerving.

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u/ddraig-au 17d ago

There's deer in Texas?

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u/safetypins22 17d ago

Many different species! Mule deer, whitetail, etc.

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u/ddraig-au 17d ago

Huh. I thought it would be too hot (I know nothing about deer)

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u/safetypins22 17d ago

Nope, these guys are super heat tolerant, although they do like to hang out in my yard under the shady trees.