r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/Baozicriollothroaway 17d ago

We need that on the next homo sapiens patch for real

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u/Own_Donut_2117 17d ago

dude, not the place. You've got to go over to the website and submit a bug report. Don't hold your breathe though. That appendix bug hasn't even been addressed yet.

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 17d ago

The devs are in conplete denial regarding that. "It's a feature" they claim, "thou shalt not be a lil' bitch" they say. Human-centered design my ass.

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u/Not-a-bot-10 17d ago

That’s surely the next step to evolution

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u/madmadtheratgirl 17d ago

tbf you can stuff your balls up the inguinal canals for a somewhat similar effect

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u/Deaffin 17d ago

Man, be careful about that. When the kangaroos asked for it, they ended up with the frank under the beans and three tiny vaginas.

However, consider the advantage of being able to scratch your balls hands-free with enough penile precision.

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u/ddraig-au 17d ago

I remember reading a loooong time so that sumo wrestlers learn how to do this.

No idea if it is true, but it impressed the hell out of me growing up

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u/Ok_Literature_8788 17d ago

That feature was added hundreds of years ago. Check the patch notes history, Sumo make frequent use of it. Also, joking but not joking. Testicles will ascend in a human in cases of imminent injury, or after an impact to avoid further injury. Mirko CroCops did during his fight with... either Cheick Congo or Alistair Overeem, both of whom threw most of their offense at his groin. I had it happen at work once and had to grab a stairwell handrail in either hand and pull up against it for a few seconds to get it to drop again. It was frightening but I knew what to do.

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u/drsteve103 16d ago

READ THE MANUAL