r/interestingasfuck 17d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/_Im_Dad 17d ago

Their balls are on full display, one kick would rip them off!

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u/freeciggies 17d ago

Nop, kangaroos suck their balls into their stomachs before the fight.

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u/Baozicriollothroaway 17d ago

We need that on the next homo sapiens patch for real

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u/Deaffin 17d ago

Man, be careful about that. When the kangaroos asked for it, they ended up with the frank under the beans and three tiny vaginas.

However, consider the advantage of being able to scratch your balls hands-free with enough penile precision.