r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Super_Reading2048 18d ago edited 16d ago

Don’t you guys have salt water crocs, lots of venomous snakes, lots of venomous spiders and deadly jelly fish?

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u/____unloved____ 18d ago

I think there's only 2 venomous snakes? I can't actually remember. I know the brown one is the one to avoid at all costs. But I made an Aussie friend and I was very surprised to learn that there are actually more deadly things in America. Just not with quite the same reputation, because the Australian things trying to kill you are better at it.