Kangaroos are freaking scary.

[u/Odd-Difference-1483]

[u/grownquiteweary]

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

[u/[deleted] → u/grownquiteweary]

People don’t realize eucalyptus is like a drug to these animals. If they don’t have eucalyptus, they go through withdrawal and will claw your fucking eyes out…

Thanks for the correction brother!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Yep… my bad