r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 17d ago

People don’t realize eucalyptus is like a drug to these animals. If they don’t have eucalyptus, they go through withdrawal and will claw your fucking eyes out…

Thanks for the correction brother!

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u/alles_en_niets 17d ago

I can’t tell if I’m missing the joke here

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

No. I confused bamboo for eucalyptus. My bad…

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u/alles_en_niets 17d ago

Ha, I kept looking for a mention of pandas somewhere. Speaking of dumb animals with a one-track mind…