r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/ExtraChariot541 18d ago

This is a strange way to discover that kangaroos can balance on their tails.

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u/fadedwiggles 18d ago

that was the only thing i was focused on. it made them so much taller and stronger like a third leg!

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u/Ill_Source3532 18d ago

They balance on them then kick you generally

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u/_Im_Dad 18d ago

Their balls are on full display, one kick would rip them off!

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u/freeciggies 18d ago

Nop, kangaroos suck their balls into their stomachs before the fight.

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u/Baozicriollothroaway 18d ago

We need that on the next homo sapiens patch for real

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u/Deaffin 18d ago

Man, be careful about that. When the kangaroos asked for it, they ended up with the frank under the beans and three tiny vaginas.

However, consider the advantage of being able to scratch your balls hands-free with enough penile precision.