r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/DeadSpark75 17d ago

Wait what can koalas do? I was under the impression that the most dangerous thing about them was the chlamydia

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

they're little meth fiends who eat leafs that make them sedate/high, if they're hungry and don't have those then they will claw the fuck out of you, and their claws are way bigger/sharper than you'd think.