r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 17d ago

Do they taste good?

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

kangaroos? some like it, very gamey strong flavour, not for me.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 17d ago

I love strong flavors! :)

(You are talking to the man whose favorite pizza topping is anchovies)

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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago

this would be like eating vaguely metallic, salty and super chewy anchovies then haha you might like it, some love it and it's very healthy, you'll find most people here prefer to eat your typical chicken/fish/beef/leftover limbs from shark attacks.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 17d ago

Australia sounds cool :)

(I know about the spiders and snakes. I also know that many, if not most, of the spiders are harmless huntsman spiders and adorable peacock spiders)