Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole
Koalas will fuck you up too
Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi
Yeah they're fine, box jelly fish are fucked but not all that common, deadly snakes are mostly in the bush ie not in cities and also not really predators, they scurry away. Spiders are fine for the most part. Crocs well yeah don't swim in a lake with crocs and you'll keep all your limbs, simple.
Bullshit the snakes aren't in the cities. Brown snakes are literally everywhere. I had a baby brown in my house in suburban Adelaide. In fact I saw more in the suburbs than I have since moving semi rural
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u/grownquiteweary 17d ago
Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute
Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole
Koalas will fuck you up too
Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi