r/interestingasfuck • u/Odd-Difference-1483 • 18d ago

/r/all Kangaroos are freaking scary.

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u/grownquiteweary 18d ago

Every foreigner thinks kangaroos are cute

Every aussie knows you don't go near one, they'll tear your stomach clean out your asshole

Koalas will fuck you up too

Basically all the things that are cute will fuck you up, and all the things that look scary aren't as bad as you think.. Except bogans after sinking all their money on piss and losing their last multi

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u/Super_Reading2048 18d ago edited 16d ago

Don’t you guys have salt water crocs, lots of venomous snakes, lots of venomous spiders and deadly jelly fish?

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u/xuedad 17d ago

Last year, a group of kids swam in the river/lake next to a residential area. Thought they saw a dolphin and jumped in. One of them got killed by a tiger shark instead. It's so bloody scary. I have already avoided the ocean beaches that we got. Now I gotta avoid the lakes and rivers too fking hell

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u/Super_Reading2048 16d ago

Florida has lots of bull sharks and they go in the rivers.