r/interestingasfuck • u/Pepper_Kalaki • 16d ago

/r/all Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

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u/pepper_plant 16d ago

We're deputizing you as a nuggetologist. Heres your badge and your gun

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u/Good_Boye_Scientist 16d ago

The gun only shoots nuggets I'm afraid.

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 16d ago

I'm afraid.

I'm not. Light me up yall

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u/videogamePGMER 15d ago

IN THE FAAAAACE!!!

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u/Farren246 15d ago

Oops! Wrong gun again. That's the third time this week! We're running out of people to deputise!

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Ok but what does the gun shoot the nuggets with? Buckshot? Slugs? Pellets??

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

BBQ sauce, of course.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Sorry, I’m American. Can you say that in terms of firearms?

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

Okay, so think of a Super Soaker H20ps with a reinforced air chamber and barrel for additional pressure to accommodate the increased viscosity of using BBQ sauce as ammo instead of water. I recommend Memphis style for the reduced recoil. While Eastern NC has further reduced recoil, it is prone to jamming.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Mm that sounds good. I’ll have that.

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u/throwaway3402385 15d ago

It's buckshot made of edible paintball style pellets of bbq sauce. Delicious.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

Non lethal ammunition that becomes lethal if you take to many of them to the guy, got it.

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u/NthBlueBaboon 16d ago

That gun is going right in my mouth for sure

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u/EyeCatchingUserID 15d ago

Didn't you hear them? It only shoots nuggets. Unless you have a nugget in your mouth the gun won't even fire, and I doubt a nugget will stop a bullet so this plan is all around terrible.

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u/NthBlueBaboon 15d ago

It'll all work out ;)

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

It won’t hurt you it only shoots nuggets.

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u/NthBlueBaboon 15d ago

The way I am..it's gonna hurt my weight loss goals for sure

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 15d ago

No like it shoots bullets but only can fire at nuggets

Although…would you say you’re curvy like a chicken nugget?

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u/asphid_jackal 15d ago

Most Millenial reply ever

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u/lilhayseed 15d ago

Oh no no they are lethal but they are nuggets, there is a safety training

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u/NthBlueBaboon 15d ago

Anything works for me. As long as I'm getting fed, I'm in

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u/reddot_comic 16d ago

Best desk pop ever

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u/annuidhir 15d ago

Wait, you've never done a desk pop? Everybody's done a desk pop!

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u/Moory1023 16d ago

Aim for the mouth

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u/Vilanu 15d ago

A nugget shooting gun is certainly something to be afraid of.

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u/TricellCEO 15d ago

It’s great for keeping kids away. Shoot a nugget at them, they’ll be too busy chewing to come after you.

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u/GenericNameWasTaken 15d ago

... when you realize that "nuggets" is only two letters from making that a far worse sentence.

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u/Cloudsbursting 15d ago

It’s everything I’ve ever wanted.

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u/Traditional_Expert84 15d ago

The badge is also edible. For emergency use only. No replacements for the badge.

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u/DoringItBetterNow 15d ago

Mine only shoots ketchup!

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u/Irishpanda1971 15d ago

-dramatically racks the slide-

That's all I need.

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u/ToasterBathTester 15d ago

That’s foodist

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u/EverythingSucksBro 15d ago

So like, is it a gun that shoots out nuggets as bullets or is it a gun that only works if you shoot it at nuggets?

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u/hybridglitch04 15d ago

Omg I can see the news reports now "a small town shattered today as a mad man storms into an elementary school and guns down innocent children with his legally purchased assault nuggie rifle. The children's dinner appetites are now spoiled"

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u/Oraxy51 15d ago

Dally raised the gun, and I thought: You blasted fool. They don’t know you’re only bluffing. And even as the policemen’s guns spit fire into the night I knew that was what Dally wanted. He was jerked half around by the impact of the bullets, then slowly crumpled with a look of grim triumph on his face. He was dead before he hit the ground. But I knew that was what he wanted, even as the lot echoed with the cracks of shots, even as I begged silently—Please, not him . . . not him and Johnny both—I knew he would be dead, because Dally Winston wanted to be dead and he always got what he wanted.

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u/relic1882 15d ago

I'd love a gun that shoots nuggets.

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u/Rapture1119 15d ago

Why would you want to shoot a nugget? Can’t eat something with lead in it.

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u/P_Duggy 15d ago

Tragic. Do you happen to have one that only shoots honey mustard?

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u/Id_Rather_Beach 15d ago

what about the condiments?

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

It shoots nuggets, like, that's its ammo? or it can only shoot nuggets, meaning if you aren't made of pink chicken goo you'll be unharmed?

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u/ncsuga 15d ago

Shoots nuggets for bullets or is only effective in shooting at nuggets?

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u/MidnighT0k3r 16d ago

I'll take that badge and gun, this isn't in a microwave which would make it heat from the inside out. This is an air fryer and it'll heat from the outside in. So that's not steam spinning the nugget. It's air. 

Air fryers don't make things shoot steam anymore than a regular toaster/oven. Microwaves do though. 

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u/hangryhamsters85 15d ago

Now, go bust that meth lab down on Malavista and make sure you do it by the book. The Mayer is on my ass on this one!

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u/TheJinxEffect 15d ago

Why would a nuggetologist need a gu... Oh my God! The Dino nuggets are pushing against the oven door again!

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor 15d ago

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!

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u/SoKerbal 15d ago

You have my sword

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u/sneakyope 15d ago

Maybe a nuggetician sidekick too